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dependent Chandler Bing from Friends for differentliferpcanon to s4e11

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ohmcther:

‘ not the description i’ve given, there’s no other woman in the world that looks like mother, i can guarantee you that sir. okay, mh she’s —- about five foot five, very elegant in the way she dresses, she has the most wonderful sense of fashion you will ever see, so bright and —- and youthful you wouldn’t even think she could be someone’s mother! ‘

“I’m sure that’s true, but just telling me that she’s tall, blonde, and pretty doesn’t help much.  I mean, you described Pamela Anderson perfectly but I doubt she’s your mom.”  Chandler smiled softly.  The new description didn’t help much either, but he didn’t want to make things harder.  “I don’t think I’ve seen her, but I’ll keep an eye out, okay?”

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doctorsncw:

“my goodness. it seems like you have led a VERY interesting life before.” caitlin smiled a bit more. she wished her life had been so simple, so innocently entertaining. “oh yeah?? well, see!! he’ll make a grand, dramatic entrance.”

“More than I probably should have, yeah.”  Chandler chuckled softly and shook his head.  “Knowing him, you’re probably right."

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doctorsncw:

“that’s pretty lucky. all my neighbors so far have been kind of the cranky types.” she gave a small smile. “if that’s the case, i bet this joey will just CHARGE in one of these days and say guess who is here.”

“Yeah, I guess I did get pretty lucky.  My friends used to have a cranky downstairs neighbor, until he died in a... brooming accident.”  Chandler smiled softly and shrugged.  “That sounds exactly like him.  He’s one of those dramatic types, even more than I am.”

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doctorsncw:

“now that would make sense. but wouldn’t your neighbors be complaining about ALL that quacking and clucking coming from our apartment??” for a moment caitlin found herself actually laugh. it soon faded as she gave him a sympathetic smile. “there’s always hope he’ll show up. anything is possible, right??”

“Our neighbors were kind of our best friends, so they complained to us but that’s about as far as it went.”  Chandler shrugged. “Yeah.  If there’s one thing I know about Joey it’s that you never know what to expect with him.”

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i’m just michael in the bathroom at a party no, you can’t come in! i’m waiting it out till it’s time to leave and picking at grout as i softly grieve

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awesome party, i’m so glad i came!

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doctorsncw:

“a chicken and a duck, in an APARTMENT??” the brunette raised an eyebrow at the other. “i want to know what landlord would let that slide.” caitlin chuckled for a moment, where would she even begin to explain. “i don’t think you’d believe me even if i told you.” yeah, how to explain you helped make gadgets that would catch villains with superpowers. TOTALLY believable. “i miss my friends a lot,” she said with a sigh. “but i’m sure they are okay, wherever they are.”

“He let it slide because he didn’t exactly know about it.  Honestly I can’t believe we kept it a secret for as long as we did.”  Chandler chuckled softly.  “You know what, you’re probably right about that.  Just forget it.”  He had a faint smile on his face as he nodded.  “Yeah.  I mean, some of my friend are here, which is great, but...  the aforementioned bird friend isn’t.  I miss him a lot.”

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doctorsncw:

“i think that’s the way is goes in everyone’s life. there are just things that make it feel like a circus.” the brunette shrugged her shoulders casually. “my life kind of DOES feel like a star trek episode sometimes, in certain ways.” it felt more like a superhero movie, but she digressed. she didn’t need to open that can of worms. she chuckled a bit. “sorry for mistaking you for him. —guess i kind of miss him about now.”

“Trust me, you have no idea.  My best friend and I used to have a duck and a chicken living in our apartment, let that speak for itself.”  He raised an eyebrow, “Seriously?  How?”  If she’d said a rom-com, or hell, even a horror movie, he would’ve believed it.  But Star Trek?  That was a little out there.  “Hey, it’s fine.  I doubt this is gonna help you at all but I miss some of my friends too.”

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monicahelller:

“to get a VIEW into your mind would be— interesting to say the least. some of your ideas are hmm… STRANGE & NEVER WORK.” thinking she was always right when in reality her plans always failed sometimes. “what’s wrong with that ?? are you embarrassed ?? come on, chan !? it isn’t that bad that we’re ALWAYS GETTING INTO TROUBLE.” what an accurate statement slipping from her lips. “would you rather i call you BONE HEAD ?? that can be arranged !!” monica crossed her arms over her chest, “you are the last person i would ever call COOL. what happened to the fun stuff— now we’re just INSULTING EACH OTHER. can we go back to THAT ??”

“Trust me, it’s a deep dark pit that you don’t wanna get yourself stuck in.  Uh, no, I think you’re thinking of Joey.  My ideas are brilliant.”  He shook his head and chuckled softly.  “Because it's just- I don’t know, it’s weird!  At least bone head doesn’t sound like I’m some mystical guru or something.  It’s just mildly insulting.”  He raised an eyebrow.  “If by the fun stuff, do you mean the kissing thing?  Because I’m all for going back to that.”

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doctorsncw:

“that sounds like a tv sitcom plot,” caitlin remarked offhandly about the whole maid of honor thing. but now she had put herself in a odd predicament with him overhearing her. she waved her hand nonchalantly. “oh, that? long story. a VERY LONG story. forget you heard about it.” she had yo adjust to that this wasn’t barry and he somehow had his face—or deal with the fact barry might have had amnesia and created some new persona, she wasn’t putting it out of the realm of possibility. “so, you’re chandler. this is strange. you’re a dead ringer for my friend.”

“Yeah well, with the way my life goes it feels like I’m in a crappy sitcom sometimes.  That or the lord is really testing me.”  Chandler replied with a soft sigh.  “Right, just forget that the person who mistook me for her friend is talking about something out of a Star Trek episode like it’s real.  I can totally do that.”  He shrugged, as if it were no big deal.  “Yeah, so I’ve been told.”

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doctorsncw:

“more or less,” she responded. she was to a point. she had spent so much time tending to barry and team flash, she might as well have been. her eyebrows furrowed together more. “because you are barry??” of a second the brunette began to mumble to herself. “please tell me i didn’t fall on to yet another earth where barry isn’t barry.” well this was clearly something she had to straighten out. “—if you aren’t barry (which you totally are), then who are you?”

“No, Barry is the name of my friend’s crummy ex-fiance that married her maid of honor.  I’m Chandler.”  He replied with a raised eyebrow.  He could just barely hear what she mumbled to herself, and it made him even more confused than he already was, if that was even possible.  “Another Earth?  Okay, now I know you’re messing with me.”