❛ I can handle this. ❜

{ Independent and selective roleplay blog for Wanda Maximoff from Avengers Age of Ultron. }

[hopesface]

       ❝ I was in the Hunger Games. I { e s c a p e d. }                              The Capitol HATES me.  ❞

[ofscarletpower]

skulltwol:

           ▎┊❥✿       ►    ▎┊❥☠

             ❝  LEGAL. booze legal. smoke legal. porn legal. good-to-engage-with-in-hardcore-sex-without-getting-arrested legal. you didn’t hear the last bit from me.  ❞

     a brow elevates, his head skewing in HARMLESS curiosity.

  [ holy shit, man ! she’s so clueless about everything ! ]   [ yeah, we think we know why. ]   [ she’s so high she’s good as dead ! ]   [ OR she could be the sokovian girl. ]   [ right ! she’s a sokovian girl so high she’s good as dead ! ]

  and then he figures it out ( thank almighty ! ), a hand going to smack against his forehead as he releases a half chortled sneer.

             ❝  aaaaaah, i GET it now ! you’re miss juju with the sexy accent and the jelly powers ! awesome. you probably know your way around this place, eh ? listen, you’ve GOT to help me. it’s real fucking important, you feel ? i’ve come a long way to this neat little cub of yours, cause fuck if i knew where else to go. the biiiiig, FAMOUS  –  and unnecessarily flashy, just sayin’  –  avengers, surely they can help a poor guy in need. alright, chiquita, work with me a lil’ here  —  do you know  .  .  .

                                             .   .   .  if you guys have good wi-fi ? i need to order a pizza.  ❞

          You didn’t hear the last bit from me. Got it. She wont mention it, at least. She’ll            just take mental note. He’s already piqued her INTEREST entirely. She’s heard            about this man; DEADPOOL? She’s sure of it. 

     ❝ Sexy accent && jelly powers? That’s a new one. ❞ Wanda snorts in attempt to   disguise a giggle, shaking her head slowly as she gives the red suited man a once over   with emerald hues.  ❝ Good wifi? That’s all you need help with?? ❞ Surely there’s more   to the story? Or, maybe he just really, really wants a pizza.          

                       ❝ Okay. Sure. Promise to BEHAVE yourself && you can come inside. ❞                        The witch only hopes he doesn’t take her last comment as something of                        an...innuendo. Nice choice of words, Wanda. Without visible hesitation,                        she’ll step back, pulling open the door to the Avengers headquarters                        with a nod.        

                                                    ❝ Go ahead, MR. POOL. ❞ 

[ofscarletpower]

ncrvcbrcaking:

Manners. At least she had them. That was more than he could say about a lot of people. “Don’t stare at the ground when you walk. Other people might…”, he stopped to choose his words. “Not be as kind as myself.”. But of course her accent quickly caught his interest.

“Foreigner?”, he asked - while he himself were infact one. “Quite a peculiar accent for these corners of the world.”. While it might not have been the best question to ask a complete stranger, someone so far from their home had taken his interest. 

   She’ll nod slowly, a silent sign of agreement to his words. ❝ I know. It was careless. ❞    The scarlet witch sighs in disappointment with herself, clasping slender digits together    in attempt to warm her hands. The accent the man attained had piqued her interests    though it seemed she had sparked some interest of his own.       

        ❝ I could say the same to you. ❞ Wanda states, something close to a smile         tugging at the corners of her tinted lips.  ❝ I am from Eaten Europe. Sovokia         was my home. It is...DESTROYED completely now, though. Only memories         survived.  ❞ 

[ofscarletpower]

The Morning After Sentence Starters

"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"

"Do you remember anything from last night?"

"Why are you in my bed?"

"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."

"So.. Was it good?"

"Who topped?"

"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."

"I should go."

"This didn't mean anything."

"We shouldn't have done this..."

"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"

"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."

"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."

"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"

"This stays between us."

"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."

"Are you sneaking out on me?"

"So, how much for last night?"

"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"

"Don't answer it!"

"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"

"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."

"..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"

[ofscarletpower]

STARTER CALL!

[ofscarletpower]

STARTER CALL!

[ofscarletpower]

x. open

❝ Are you okay?? You are BLEEDING. ❞

[ofscarletpower]

Text From Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw] Part 2

[text]: They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal.

[text]: I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.

[text]: Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.

[text]: That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news.

[text]: [_______] disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since.

[text]: I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.

[text]: NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.

[text]: why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list

[text]: You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it

[text]: It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.

[text]: fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.

[text]: You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!

[text]: Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.

[text]: My vagina is officially offended.

[text]: With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.

[text]: No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(

[text]: For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.

[text]: After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!

[text]: Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

[text]: If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store

[text]: You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall

[text]: In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME

[text]: What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.

[text]: The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch

[text]: I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.

[text]: We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.

[ofscarletpower]

ncrvcbrcaking:

@ofscarletpower faced an ice cold man (Liked for a Starter)

Ajax had never imagined walking away from that scrapyard alive. No, he had hoped that once Wade had pulled the trigger he’d be so far down in hell that even the Devil wouldn’t be able to grab at him.

New York was a new experience, that he for sure could say. It had a different atmosphere than what Vancouver had. 

Without any warning he accidentally bumbed his shoulder into that of a woman, his gaze automatically going to her. “You should see where you’re going.”.

   Maybe she wasn’t exactly CONCENTRATING as she walked. There’s a lot on the    newly recruited avengers’ mind. Though once her shoulder receives surprising    contact with another, she’s awoken from her deep-in-thought trance, green orbs    meeting those of the man’s before her.

                    ❝ Oh — I’m sorry. You’re right. My apologies. ❞ 

[ofscarletpower]

skulltwol:

           ▎┊❥✿       ►    ▎┊❥☠

         ❝  quick  —   are you legal ? i almost slipped a compliment, but you know what ? i'm so fed up with police taking it the WRONG way. it’s not my fault all this spandex is so tight around my places of wonder ! where’s all that fucking freedom of speech ? freedom of speech for guys with tight suits, mother fuckers ! join me on this one and let’s go kill president snow !  ❞

❥FOR @ofscarletpower !

    Slender brows peak in intrigue and confusion as she watches him babble on, head     tilting left as emerald hues widen.  ❝ Am I legal? Yes. ❞ She’ll pause, shaking her     head.  ❝ Wait; legal for what?? ❞ At the mention of tightened spandex, her eyes     shift south, taking mental note of his ‘wondrous place’. 

                 ❝ && Who is PRESIDENT SNOW? ❞ 

[malydiawrites-blog]

SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION

[theoreticalguardianangel-deacti]

“Are you breaking up with me?” “Are you having nightmares again?” “Anything you want to say?” “Apparently, I need to grow a mustache.” “Balloons? Really?” “Be quiet!” “But what if we get caught?” “Can you not?” “Care to tell me what’s going on?” “Come find me.” “Did you even love me?” “Did you ever stop to think about how I feel?” “Don’t look at me like that.” “Don’t touch me.” “Do you love him/her?” “Do you love me?” “Everyone leaves.” “Eviction notice. It’s an eviction notice.“  “Fine, I’ll go.” “Finally!” “Fight me for it.” “Fuck it.” “Get away from me.” “Gotcha!” “How high are you?” “How did you get here?” “I bought a goat.” “If what we had was real, how could you be fine?” “I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid.” “I hate you.” “I’ll bet you a dollar.” “I said that I’m in love with you.” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m going to kill you.” “I’m not eating that.” “Is that a chicken?” “It’s not that I think your cooking is bad! It’s just … Not that good.” “Jokes on me, huh?” “Just friends?” “Just let me go.” “Just tell me the truth!“  “Kiss me.” “Kicking someone is not a form of romance.” “Let me explain.” “Listen, it was a completely innocent gesture.” “Maybe you should go.” “Maybe fuck you will be our always.” “May need you to bail me out of jail.” “Miss you.” “No. The answer is no.” “Not drunk enough for this.” “Never, ever doing that again.” “Okay, I know this looks bad…” “Please don’t.” “Please stop talking.” “Personally, I’d rather make out with a cactus.” “Quick, I need you to bring me a bottle of bleach.” “Quiet! Someone’s going to hear.” “Quit being annoying.” “Really, where were you?” “Right. Of course it’s my fault.” “Silly of me to think you actually cared.” “Simple? Brushing my teeth is simple. This? This is not simple.” “So… How’s the weather?” “Tell me you didn’t steal someones dog.” “There’s something wrong with you.” “This definitely isn’t what it looks like.” “Us? There is no us.” “Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry.” “Unfortunately, she/he said no.“  “Very cute.” “We can’t do this.” “Was it just a lie?” “Wait, what did you just say?” “Wait! Hold on!“  “Who the hell is passed out in the driveway?” “What the hell?” “Why are you naked?” “Why is there silly string everywhere?” “Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?“  “Without you, I’m lost.” “X-Rays? What the hell did you do and why didn’t you tell me?” “You broke up with me. There’s nothing left between us anymore.” “You’re leaving? But it’s taco night…” “Zebras have nothing to do with this conversation.” “Zelda is more important right now.“ 

[ofscarletpower]

x. open

❝ Are you okay?? You are BLEEDING. ❞

[brightredbirdie]

femslash february aesthetic: natasha romanoff & wanda maximoff

[run-run-rabbit-run-deactivated2]

ANGSTY FUCKIN' SENTENCE STARTERS

[swiiftly-archive]

run-run-rabbit-run:

“I appreciate what you’re trying to do, but you’re just making this worse.” “I don’t think we have anything left to say to each other.” “Are you happy? Huh? DOES THIS MAKE YOU HAPPY?!” “This isn’t the end. Just the part where I say enough is enough.” “Stop. Just…stop.” “You have a lot of nerve saying ‘Hello’ like nothing happened.” “I’d say ‘give me one good reason to stay’ but I already know the reasons. I just have better reasons to go.” “I’m sorry…we didn’t make it in time. They’re gone.” “You said you’d always be there for me…so how did this happen? Why weren’t you there?” “There will never be anyone else like you…if I’m very lucky.” “What, you thought you deserved better than a voice message?” “What did you do?” “How much have you had?” “That isn’t water in that bottle, is it.” “I can’t stand watching you destroy yourself like this.” “Didn’t it occur to you that you’re hurting me, too?!” “This can’t keep happening.” “The only good part about being alone is that I don’t wake anyone up when I start screaming at night.” “Holy shit–did you do that?!” “How long have you been doing this to yourself?” “I don’t want help. I just want the pain to stop.” “I just can’t stand being alone anymore.” “Please, don’t tell anyone.” “I can’t stand to lose anything else.” “I’m hurting you too much…you should leave.” “Some things just aren’t worth fighting for.” “I don’t even know why you pretend to care anymore.”

Send me  🏨  for my muse’s reaction to yours crawling into bed with them

[angstmemes]

rough sex starter sentences

“Come here and get on your knees. Show me how much of me you can swallow.” “I want you to fuck me as hard as you can and I don’t want you to stop, even if I tell you to.” “We don’t need a safe word. You should handle everything I want to give you…” ”That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. We DO need a safe word.” “What was that? You don’t think you can cum again? I’m going to show you that you can.” “You wanted me to be rough, so I’m being rough, darling. Can’t you handle it?” “Look at you lying there all used… Do you think you’re ready for more?” “I don’t care whether you can take it. I will do it anyway and you’ll love it.” “Open up wide.” “Don’t you dare move. Did I tell you you could?” “Oh good, does that hurt?” “You will listen to every single word I say. If you don’t… then I’ll tie you up and I’ll leave you here desperate.” “Harder! Harder!” “Don’t stop now!” “I don’t care whether it will hurt. I just want it.” “I can’t wait to see you covered in the bruises I’ll mark you with.” “Not a sound, do you understand? You have to be absolutely quiet, or I will make you want to scream even louder.” “I would’ve prepared you for this if you’d not been begging for me to fuck you.” “You should see your face right now…” “I told you I was going to make you regret saying yes to this.” “Is that all you’ve got? That hardly hurt. Well, I guess it’s my turn now.” “You’re here for my pleasure, not the other way round. Do you understand, slave?!” “Tell me how much you want me and I’ll give you more than you can handle. That’s the game we’re playing now, honey.” “Don’t complain. I could’ve tied you up in even less comfortable positions.” “Oh, look at you. All tied up and ready to be fucked.” “What’s that? I can’t hear what you’re saying with that gag in your mouth.” “I’m not done yet! Spread your legs and lie the fuck still until I tell you to move!” “Oh this hurts, does it? I want you to beg for even more.” “Just count down with me and if you make it to zero without squirming, I’ll stop hurting you.” “This is about control and you’re definitely not going to have any.” “Show me you can follow orders and I’ll be a lot nicer, love.”

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send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---

[adeloes-blog]

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alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !

✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair .  ❤ = kissing them .  ₪ = asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them .   ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare .  ♣ = discovering them crying .  回 = patching a wound .  ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping blood off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .