FREEZE YOUR BRAIN.

"The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven." indie jason dean from heathers. mostly modern verse. faceclaim is ansel elgort.

[ofslushies]

( likesittingducks )

"I'll buy you a slushie if you'd like.  They love me here. "

[ofslushies]

( didamurder )

 "Can I help you with    anything important?"

[dvmptrvck]

.

   ” No one’s surprised, of course.”

                       It’s meant to be a friendly bit of teasing.                         She  took  comfort  in  the fact  that  she                        wasn’t  the  only  one  without  red.  And                        the  fact  that  his  response wasn’t just                        a cruel insult directed towards her was                        greatly appreciated.

        ” Wait no —- That sounded rude. I’m sorry.”

[ofslushies]

 ” Well. Why would they be? I think that the new kid doesn't have to dress up.”

                       When wasn't there sarcasm coming out                         of his mouth? Oh, right. When he was sleeping.                        Eyebrows raise, putting his hand into his trechcoat.

              " Besides, Miss Dumptruck ... you aren't wearing red either. "

[coyotails-blog]

                             [malia casually starts sniffing, trying to catch a scent]

                                            “So, what? You’re human?                                             That’s a little b o r i n g. It would                                         be fun if you were, like a teenage                                      mutant ninja turtle or something cool.”

[ofslushies]

    [ his eyebrows start to raise, wondering what was wrong with this girl. ]

                                            “Of course I'm human. What else                                              would I be? A vampire? I'm 100%                                              living breathing human ----- aren't                                              you?”

[ofslushies]

( * & heather chandler. )

           ❛  even still,  it’s atrocious.  ❜

  ❛  you know,you can be a little atrocious, miss chandler. ❜

[duchessheather-blog]

         ”Won’t you be arrested?                 You can’t just go around shooting people.”

[ofslushies]

                  "I don't just go around shooting people. I have reasons.”

[dimpledhybrid-blog]

               ”—-Then what do you want from me?”

[ofslushies]

”Lunch money for the rest of the year.”

[outofafriica-deactivated2014093]

+ ofslushies

"So what flavor would you recommend?  Cherry or Blue Raspberry? Is there even  such a thing as a raspberry that’s blue?”

[ofslushies]

"Cherry. Yet, Blue Raspberry isn't bad either.   Ah, I don't think so. Then again, slushies are  just made out of ice & some sort of flavoring."

[fxrgery]

              “Do you ever?”

[ofslushies]

     "The company is just happy that I come there every day."

[invisibleisms-blog]

          She  t o t a l l y  sees that you’re using her paper to  cheat.               Though  she  won’t say anything, she   w i l l   purposefully               fuck up all the answers, just because you’re being a dick.               Don’t worry,  she’ll correct them right before the bell  rings.                                                                                                      ——For her.                                                                                                    Not for you.                                                                             Because you have chosen to be an asshole.

[ofslushies]

              He is trying to not be as obvious as possible. Yeah, he               didn't study for the test. Who could blame him as J.D was               busy all night. Drinking slushies and making bombs. There               was NO time to study for test that didn't seem to matter. Eyes               glance torwards the stangers paper once more, his pencil               moving aross the paper. 

[hasabodycount]

  "Cherry." she cocked her head at him and smirked, "Thanks."

She nodded. Of course her friends would make a shitty impression on the only high school guy around here that seemed dateable. “Veronica Sawyer. Not a Heather, technically.”

[ofslushies]

 "That's one of the best flavors. I'll join you for the cherry." he nodded, grabbing a cup and started to fill it with the cherry slush. "Not a problem. Everyone needs a little bit of slushie in their lives."

 "Nice name, Veronica Sawyer. Then why do you hang out with the Heathers? That don't seem like the nicest people, yeah?"

[astatistic]

♚ ;; ℋℳ —— 

          ❝ Heather McNamara. But you should               know that. And you’re the guy who               beat up Kurt & Ram. Which was totally               rude, by the way. ❞

[ofslushies]

           ❝ Heather McNamara, then. New                kid, remember? Well, yeah. They               were r u d e first. Karma, Heather.               It's all about Karma.  ❞

[jasxndean-deactivated20141108]

[ofslushies]

a rare image of jason dean burning anon hate because that is not tolerated in this fandom and if you send anon hate all of the jds will make you a nice drink for breakfast and— oh wait that’s draino

[astatistic]

& ofslushies

♚ ;; ℋℳ —— 

          ❝ Where’s your girlfriend ? She totally               skipped out on croquet, and until               proven otherwise, I’m assuming you’re               to blame. ❞

[ofslushies]

 ❝ Ah. Maybe she just didn't want to hang     out with you all. I mean, I've only seen      her this morning. ❞

[stormandthewind]

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Teenage suicide, don’t do it.

[Cut song from Heathers: The Musical]

[justjasondeanthings-blog]

wearing the same jacket over and over again without washing it because you move so much and you can afford slushies and chili dogs but not soap

[justjasondeanthings-blog]

your dad calling your girlfriend his girlfriend

more like ‘son no you had a wife’