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ZARA .

“I might actually lose my shit if one more person questions my ability to do my job,” a deep sigh slipped from Zara’s lips as she took a seat, her cup of coffee (with three extra shots of espresso, mind you) in her hand. “I worked hard for this title and to get to where I am, y’know? How dare they question my ability to do my job?” she shook her head in disbelief, barely acknowledging that she’d basically helped herself to a seat at an already occupied table to unload this crap on them. “This is what you get for working among men who think they’re superior in everything that they do in politics, I swear to god,” she was getting more and more worked up by the second, the caffeine certainly not helping, and she had to force herself to take a deep breath and count to ten; finally acknowledging the other person. “Sorry, hi, I sort of just interrupted your day, but this seat wasn’t taken and I really needed to sit down, and that’s about all the excuses I have, so.”

❛ sure you wouldn ‘t like something stronger than that ? ❜ she motions towards zara ‘s coffee, laughing . romy ‘d come to the capital to learn more about the people she ‘d poke fun at week after week, but she didn ‘t except to have coffee with them ! not that she was complaining, zara chao was legendary within the crew, and romy admired her greatly . after all, mockery is the sincerest form of flattery . she often wondered if the people they caricatured paid any attention ? either way, the snl comedian was about to find out . ❛ but please, take the seat . you deserve it, seriously . i know a thing or two about mansplaining in the office, but i can ‘t even imagine what it ‘s like over there . ❜ 

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･:*:･ﾟ☆ ( odette annable . 33 . cis female . she / her ) ↷ ( romy brodeur ) has been spotted running around washington, dc . they have been a ( comedian on snl ) for ( six years ) . their friends describe them to be ( jocular, gregarious & effulgent ) while others describe them to be ( facetious, garrulous & vexatious ) . will they survive this new administration and be part of history ? only time will tell . 

dropping out of university to join a improv troupe, romy ‘s always had one goal in mind . comedy is her life, it always has been . her father was a comedian, so you could say the desire to make people belly laugh is in her blood . the adrenaline she feels when even one person laughs at her jokes ? there ‘s no better feeling in the world 

that being said, she didn ‘t get her big break until 6 years ago . performing in dim-lit, sketchy bars for years, she was nearly ready to hang up her hat . but the audition of a lifetime fell into her lap, and by god she got it ! she was going to be on snl ! 

6 years later, she ‘s notorious for her impressions of current vice president giorgia crawford, among other celebrities . she ‘s even dipped her toe into hollywood, starring in a handful of comedies in the last two years ! 

with everything going on in the world, she 's intent on shedding some light ! and for her, light comes in the form of comedy ! occasionally she ‘s been called out for being insensitive, crude, but she doesn ‘t think there ‘s anything wrong with evoking material from real life . in fact, she think it ‘s the only way to go . true comedy is being self-aware 

she splits her time between new york and washington, getting a real kick out of being in the place where the madness happens . she ‘s actually very in tune with what ‘s going on in the world, and likes to use her platform as much as she can . she 's not afraid to piss anyone off, so she ‘s very vocal about her beliefs ! most of which lean very left, by the way 

long story short, she ‘s here to roast you ! but she ‘ll also gladly partake in conversation, and do whatever she can for the democratic process . especially if it comes in the form of taking a couple cracks at it ! 

relationship wise, she ‘s very very single . it ‘s difficult for her to find someone who can deal with her crudeness, with her unique way of life . she definitely uses comedy as a defense mechanism, what comedian does it ? but it ‘s stopped her from being able to commit to any real, steady form of relationship . a least single life leads to great content ! 

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