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Mon-El’s funniest quotes (requested by anon)
kai + being sassy/sarcastic throughout the season requested by anon
Lots of love and kisses
Mon El being 100% in love with Kara
I gave myself till Monday to get out of my 'I-really-have-no-mood-to-write-rn' funk so... Expect the sweet & homicidal Heretic to annoy everyone on Monday. Yeeeep.
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Wait, so you want me here holding hands with the leftover sister while you take the two toddlers and tackle the Strix?
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Sorry I've been... sort of MIA. Just not feeling Tumblr lately and my will to write (anything) is very close to zero. I just need some time to regain it, get all zen and stuff and... Kai shall return :D Yes!
Doing replies at night. Just letting anyone know that Kai haven't forgotten about y'all.
Chris Wood’s Ferrvor Cover Shoot.
YOUR FANDOM tagged by: @brxkngilbert tagging: @eternalguilt, @ofreverentia, @icountonme, @im-a-hawker, @lilmisslydiamartin, @jujubennett, @schimaere, @thebaddestbitchofall YOUR FANDOM: The Vampire Diaries YOUR MUSE: Kai Parker OTHER MUSES YOU HAVE PLAYED FROM THE FANDOM: Klaus Mikaelson. Kol Mikaelson. Elijah Mikaelson. Silas. MUSE(S) YOU’D WANT TO PLAY FROM THE FANDOM I pretty much playerd everyone I wanted. Although I’d like to play Lucien Castle one day. Maybe. FAVORITE CHARACTER(S): Kai obviously. Klaus. Katherine. Stefan. Damon. FAVORITE EPISODES: All the ones that have Kai in it. I loved when he crashed the wedding. Loved even more when he came back from the dead. FAVORITE PLOTLINE(S): All of Kai plots with… minor differences. LEAST FAVORITE CHARACTER(S): Elena did annoy me most of the time. Caroline. Matt. SOMEONE YOU FEEL IS UNDERRATED: Jeremy deserved better. Mason deserved better. Kol deserved better. Tyler... not so much. FAVORITE THEORY: I don’t lose time reading what-if- Kai theories. LEAST FAVORITE THEORY: That Bonkai is a thing. Don’t get me wrong, I love their chemistry but after Bonnie fucked him over TWICE and locked him away? Nope. A STORYLINE YOU’D CREATE: That Kai Parker would actually leave Mystic Falls and LIVE the life he never had due to his dick of a father and wreck havoc and mayhem somewhere else. A STORYLINE YOU’D CHANGE: The twins wouldn’t be born. Bonnie wouldn’t be able to break the spell. Kai’s actions wouldn’t be undone just because the writers decided such things. I would even allow him to die and come back only with a vengence, and that he and Katherine would fuck everyone up and rule Hell together. WHAT CROSSOVER DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR FANDOM: Kai Parker in Beacon Hills. Can you imagine the horror he would create? Siphon that Nemeton and bitchslap those pups across the face cause they are all bad doggies. WHAT CHARACTER FROM ANOTHER FANDOM WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE APPEAR IN YOUR FANDOM?: Either the Nogitsune or Theo. Maybe both. Unholy Trinity right there. IN THE WORLD OF MY FANDOM, I’D BE: A Heretic or a Original Groupie.
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One sentence rant:
EDDIE FUCKING THAWNE *forever sobs in a corner*
Kai and Katherine talking about each other.