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Independent Dragon Age Fem Warden OC Written by Jaz.

[ofsurana-blog]

k but i really want a unrequited love angsty a/f ship TBH

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

Client x Escort AU

Muse A has been blessed with all sorts of wealth and success, but socially they’ve always been sort of flustered and awkward outside of the professional realm. Plus, they’ve been busy with their career! Finally, however, they feel the time is right to get out and start dating – but they have no idea where to begin.

Embarrassed and paranoid that they’ll blow it, they eventually find themselves in the company of Muse B – a professional escort who, quite frankly, has become  very jaded at the whole sex-for-money thing, and even flirting is boring for them (not that anyone could tell; they’re still a professional, after all!). That’s why they only took this job knowing that their client, Muse A, had no intention of having sex.

The pair meet and Muse A shyly explains they simply want to get used to the notion of dating. Muse B is content with this, but over the course of their meeting, can’t help but notice how utterly helpless the other is. Eventually, Muse B resolves to dedicate their next few sessions to helping Muse A build up their game. (Because seriously? They’re kind of pathetic.)

With time, Muse A manages to get the hang of things and they build up an odd sort of friendship. At some point, however, their scheduled appointments come to an end.. and leaves Muse B feeling oddly disappointed.

NSFW Twist: Eventually, Muse B does offer to have sex with them as well, if only to to soothe Muse A’s insecurities and ensure they’re comfortable with whoever the decide to hook up with. (And maybe also to ensure their first time is enjoyable?)

[ofsurana-blog]

❛ why is everyone in horror movies stupid? ❜

Halloween themed starters || ACCEPTING

               “OH EASY; basic movies always         include basic                bitches with basic intelligence && a single digit IQ.”

[ofsurana-blog]

❛ did you really eat all the candy? that was for the trick or treaters. ❜

Halloween themed starters || ACCEPTING

                “YOU SHOULD KNOW better than to leave food && snacks out in the fucking open, you know me well enough for that… besides I’ve been working OVERNIGHT I was starving && exhausted, I needed it more than those little kiddies do.”

[radiantresource]

Halloween themed starters !

❛ was that someone knocking? its not time for trick or treaters yet. ❜

❛ how can you watch movies like this? ❜

❛ stop predicting what’s going to happen next! you’re taking all the fun out of it. ❜

❛ you have to get real candy. we can’t be known as the house that handed out licorice. ❜

❛ if you scare me one more time, you’re going to end up getting hit. ❜

❛ you call that a costume? ❜

❛ it smells like a pumpkin threw up in here. ❜

❛ i brought a ouija board! ❜

❛ i don’t mess with spirits. ❜

❛ you’re just being paranoid. ❜

❛ can you go in first? i hate being the lead for haunted houses. ❜

❛ do you save all your black clothes just for fall? ❜

❛ i hate halloween. ❜

❛ halloween parties are only good for two things: dressing in lingerie and getting really, really drunk. ❜

❛ did you really eat all the candy? that was for the trick or treaters. ❜

❛ i feel like we’re being watched. ❜

❛ are you sure this place is abandoned? ❜

❛ we really shouldn’t be here. ❜

❛ why is everyone in horror movies stupid? ❜

❛ do not go in there, you’re going to get murdered! ❜

❛ i’m no expert, but usually there’s signs saying ‘do not enter’ for a good reason. ❜

❛ i’m not scared. ❜

❛ can’t we just sit on the couch, cuddle, watch scary movies, and eat halloween candy until we puke? ❜

❛ aren’t you a bit old to be trick or treating? ❜

[ofsurana-blog]

You can taste the dishonesty.

LEMONADE STARTER SENTENCES

          “PERHAPS, but there is more than dishonesty, hate && EVIL... &&           trust me I have experience all three much too often. But focusing on           all that is                            bad { WON’T } make anything better.”

[galleryofmemesnplots]

send me a ✿ and i’ll generate a number.

If the generator is being lame, just choose something that works for the muses.

aggressive/angry kiss

all over kiss

back kiss

cheek kiss

firm kiss

shy kiss

first kiss

forehead kiss

french kiss

gentle kiss

scar kiss

hand kiss

jawline kiss

last kiss

neck kiss

rain kiss

friendly kiss

chaste kiss

stomach kiss

underwater kiss

upside down kiss

spin the bottle kiss

an eskimo kiss

butterfly kisses ( eyelash kiss )

a kiss pressed to each fingertip

a kiss on the hairline

a kiss to the temples

a kiss to the corner of the mouth

a kiss to bruised skin

a kiss on the knuckles

Hot, Steamy kiss

Forced Kiss

Nose Kiss

Gentle Peck

Romantic Kiss

Eyelid Kiss

Collarbone Kiss

Chest/Breast Kiss

Kiss Along the Hips

Navel Kiss

Goofy Kiss

Forceful Kiss

Reunion Kiss

Then there’s tongue

Bear Hug

Sleepy hug

Cuddle hug

Unreciprocated hug

“Far too long since we’ve seen each other” hug

From behind hug

“Something scared me” hug

The Lift hug

One armed hug

The Leg hug

Friendly hug

The emotional hug

Failed hug

Run and Jump hug

Romantic hug

Side hug

Comforting hug

Family hug

Hug around waist

Clinging hug

‘’Don’t let go’’ hug

‘’I thought I’d never see you again” hug

Warm hug

Awkward hug

Cold hug

[ofsurana-blog]

( STRANGER )

ANY pain that had been lingering in his eyes, any vulnerability vanished at the threat of further charges. How dare she? Exploiting his grief… He felt an all-too familiar rage bubbling inside him that he forced down. “What’s that?”

        “NOTHING TOO HUGE, just help me get out of here without anyone         noticing... people in this city are much too SUSPICIOUS for their own,         good.”    Taking a large part of her earnings, blackmailing her, etc. etc.         But she didn’t TELL HIM this,    not as she saw the expression on his         face.                              “After { I FIND } your little boy, of course.”

[ofsurana-blog]

@theeternalsun ♥’d for a thing

         "I WOULDN’T touch that, you may just regret it.”

[queenmakcr-archived]

STARTER SENTENCES || LEMONADE 

NSFW, slight mature themes, certain lyrics are altered. 

Feel free to alter phrases & pronouns to suit your needs ♥

Daddy liked his whisky with his tea.

Beautiful man I know you’re lying.

Rest in peace, my true love, who I took for granted.

So what are you gonna say at my funeral now that you’ve killed me?

I tried to make a home outta you.

You can taste the dishonesty.

Tell him, boy, bye, middle fingers up.

I came into this world Daddy’s little girl.

Do his eyes close like doors? Are you a slave to the back of his head?

Here lies the body of the love of my life, whose heart I broke without a gun to my head.

He only want me when I’m not there.

What’s worse, lookin’ jealous or crazy?

You look nothing like your mother.

You look everying like your mother.

Why can’t you see me?

Sorry, I ain’t sorry, nah.

You remind me of my father, a magician. Able to exist in two places at once.

I am not broken, I’m not crying.

Am I talking about your husband or your father?

Teach me how to make him beg. Let him make up for the years he made you wait.

Daddy made me fight, it wasn’t always right.

You go to the bathroom to apply the lipstick. Somewhere no one can find you. You must wear it like she wears disappointment on her face.

Are you cheating on me?

I tried to change, closed my mouth more.

I’m not too perfect.

They don’t love you like I love you.

Your mother is a woman and women like her can not be contained.

Rest in peace, my true love, who I took for granted.

God was in the room when the man said to the woman, “I love you so much. Wrap your legs around me and pull me in, pull me in, pull me in.”

If this what you truly want, I can wear her skin…over mine.

I wore white. Abstained from mirrors. Abstained from sex.

Who the fuck do you think I am?

Nothing else ever seemed to hurt like the smile on your face.

You ain’t married to no average bitch, boy.

In the tradition of men in my blood you come home at 3AM and lie to me. 

Been fasting for sixty days.

When you hurt me, you hurt yourself.

Know that I kept it sexy and know I kept it fun.

I tried to change, tried to be soft. Prettier. Less… wake.

My daddy warned me about men like you.

[ofsurana-blog]

( STRANGER )

THE veil of fell away at her hesitation. “Look, can you do it or not?” Obviously, he was at the end of his rope. Maybe literally. He was willing to try nearly anything. Desperation was ugly on him. “You have the money.”

         "I MAY or may not have some contacts who are far from INCAPABLE of          taking a child.” She stared at his money,   stuffing them into her bag &&          stared up at him for a moment in silence, crossing her arms.  “Though, I          want more than money, if { I FIND } him, I want you to do something for          me... as a reward.”                                   Lips curled into a smile now.

[musingmemes]

   jealous / possessive  meme

“ you’re mine. you hear me? ”

“ were you with him/her? ” 

“ why is she/he calling you? ”

“ do they know we’re together? ”

“ were you with him/her? ”

“ i don’t want you seeing them anymore ”

“ did she/he make a pass at you? ”

“ i know you were with her/him ”

“ you belong to me ”

“ i can’t believe you were with her/him ”

“ i don’t like the way he’s/she’s looking at you ”

“im NOT jealous ”

“ i thought you only had eyes for me ”

“ he/she can’t make you feel the way i make you feel ”

“ you’re too good for her/him  ”

“is there someone else?”

“ you were flirting with them ”

“ they were flirting with you ”

“ i don’t want you talking to them again ”

“ i can’t stop picturing you with him/her ”

“ the thought of you with him/her makes me sick ”

“ tell me i have nothing to worry about ”

[pandaalism-blog]

[ofsurana-blog]

( PARENTS ARE WEIRD )

THE mask slipped, his pain laid bare in his eyes. “I need to find my son. He was taken. Five years ago. There has to be something…”

           WHATEVER SHE HAD expected, t’wasn’t this; helping him find his son.             “Your son?” She asked, voice softer, though she was STILL wary; what            if this was all a hoax? “There are a lot of dangerous people in this city.”            She DIDN’T ask him about the police though; cops were useless,     but            she knew people,               bad people && PERHAPS he could see that. 

                                      “You... you want me to find him?”

[stabsthings-deactivated20180228]

“ Oh  I’m  going  to  ENJOY  this! ”

[ofsurana-blog]

( ELF )

« My firstborn is taller. Although I would say that most elves I meet are short, rather than the other way around. Are those of our kin in the habit of shrinking? »

           "HOW IS IT POSSIBLE for   one to outgrow you then, hmm?”            she jests, lightly, “no, I just... never GREW after I turned ten.”

[ofsurana-blog]

( COP? )

JOHN only nodded, digging in his back pocket for a wad of cash, offering it out as he watched her like a vulture. Like a hungry, starving man. “Deal.”

           SUMI TRIED HER BEST to avoid his gaze, as she took his money.            Somehow he made her feel  vulnerable as well as NERVOUS when            he looked at her like that. T’was a lot of money,  she wasn’t certain            what to make of it.        “For THAT MUCH money I’ll sing you any            song you like all night.                       If that is what you are after”