golden girl.

STARK , allison // my father can tell a bunch of cool stories about back in the day when I was truly great. there is a mountain of gold that has gathered dust in the corner where I used to sleep. i just woke up one day and I was a still photo in everyone else’s home but my own.

[bombing]

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

[oftitanivm]

“ if you’re gonna come in , just come in , but don’t hover. ” she’s standing with her back to the door ( well , the space where her door should be , whenever they come around to install it. for the time being , it’s just an empty archway , which allows for way too many unwanted visitors ) , but she still feels a presence approaching her. “ i hate hoverers , just pick , either you’re in or you’re out. ” she’s setting up the final touches. hanging up her diplomas , placing a few pictures on her desk. STARK CONSULTING is finally a reality , and basically ready to start welcoming clients - as soon as that door is put in , of course. “ so , what’s it gonna be ? ” she finally asks , letting go of the frame she was hanging on her wall and turning to the door.

[oftitanivm]

sorcerernikox‌:

Niko [ text @ ? ]: first of all, I’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual

Niko [ text @ ? ]: so jot that down

[ text → jr. magician ] do u wanna medal 4 that ? [ text → jr. magician ] do the heterosexuals even exist anymore ? [ text → jr. magician ] havent we as a society overcome that ?

[oftitanivm]

antdadjoke‌:

“aw, no, come on,” there’s a frown on scott’s features as he watches a line of ants get disrupted on their way back to their colony. he knows the world isn’t very kind to the effort of ants but his empathy for them after spending so much time working and living with them is pretty high. “don’t bother them, they’re not bothering you. look, see, that one’s carrying like, half a cookie. that’s super impressive, isn’t it?”

“ oh shit , fuck , crap , ” she mutters as she realizes what she’s stepped into , hobbling away to lean against a wall and take off one of her shoes to shake the nasty little bugs off her brand new louboutins. “ are you just ... ant-watching ? like bird watching ? ” she asks while slipping her foot back into her shoe. “ i didn’t even know that was a thing people did. i get that you're ant-man, but i didn’t know you were taking it that seriously , scott. ”

[oftitanivm]

chaoticstvpid‌:

apparently one of zoe’s teachers felt that they needed THERAPY. therapy ! of all things ! sure , they were abducted as a child. lowkey brainwashed and had their powers suppressed for years. skipped from foster home to foster home before being adopted by bucky barnes. got settled into their new home only for their “ mother “ to track them down and try and bring them home. mother nearly killed their adopted sister… found out years later who their biological parents are… there’s no reason why zoe would need therapy , right ? they coped by burying themselves in sports , music & art. in their mind , they coped just fine. they wouldn’t admit it but they were really conflicted about their birth parents and what they wanted out of those relationships. they ALREADY had a family in the rogers-barnes family and they were more than enough. but maybe they wanted more. wanted to know these people that they should have been grown up with. 

zoe sat in the waiting room in the school therapy offices , long legs stretched across chairs as they levitated a book above their face so they could read it without any effort put in. sunglasses covering their eyes , a CLEAR SIGN to not disrupt them. “ i’m. reading. and. concentrating , “ they said as they felt a presence. they really didn’t want to drop the book on their face. surprisingly , levitating was one of the things that really struggled with. they could shapeshift without even having to think about it - it was that natural for them. “ what do you want ? “ they couldn’t remember doing anything relatively BAD recently. 

“ wow , hostile much ? ” the middle stark responded , throwing her hands up in the air. she wasn’t the biggest fan of therapy either , despite all the traumatic events in her past , she still avoided it. she wouldn’t even be stepping foot in this waiting room if it wasn’t because she heard zoe was there. growing up around the avengers, allison was very fond of all of them , particularly the rogers - barnes. “ i just came to say hi , and maybe possibly offer you an escape from this place. ” her whole body relaxes and she crosses her arms over her chest. “ but hey , if i’m bothering you , i’ll gladly walk right on out of here , back to my office.”

[thagoodthings]

[roxannesquirtingreplay]

[ronweasley]

[mrbenwyatt]

[oftitanivm]

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