mallory

we struggled to get here.

[meloetta]

mosquito: *about to bite me*

me: umm i have a bf

[3little-kitten3]

🌸*little giggles* daddy’s the only one allowed to put their mouth on baby girl ^_^🌸 -Babygirl

[meloetta]

me:

mosquito: yikes

[victorpopejr]

I guess it’s his w/ @alphaxalfa

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

[Cheerful music in background]

Both: [singing in unison] “This land is your land! This land is my land!”

White person: [interjecting; monotone] “This land is my land! This land is my land! This land is my land. This land is my land.”

[laughter]

[tvandfilm]

[bearzerky]

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

[mizworldofrandom]

[shittyelfwriter]

The best fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[nyokoko]

Gordon Ramsey has settled the candy corn debate once and for all.

[markv5]

♫

[buzzfeedreader]

Excerpted from the upcoming book, Six Words Fresh Off the Boat: Stories of Immigration, Identity, and Coming to America. Read more about it here.

[thegaymerist]

when you replay a game and talk to the character that later betrays you

[tastefullyoffensive]

Call an exorcist. (via catstho)

[bob-belcher]

[kuuras]

                                              ☾ ☆ I’m gonna cast a spell on you

                                             You’re gonna do what I want you to

                                                 Mix it up here in my little bowl

                                       Say a few words and you lose control ☆ ☽

[uks-gifs]

[joshmuratori]

rip polly pocket paddle boat

[literal-humangarbage-deactivate]

‘That’s a mood’

[saltymommie]

This is better than interstellar

[babyanimalgifs]

my heart

[zkac-deactivated20200610]

results are in

[best-life-wisdom]

life gets a whooooole lot more beautiful once you start living for yourself and accept the fact that you can’t please everyone

[uks-gifs]