Coffee And Self Loathing, Sometimes Cute Animals

Alex she/her, bi/pan/whatever you want to call it 28 💗💜💙

[goblinlurkin]

new caveman lore

[rabbitindisguise]

Grug scared af something irreparable is about to happen

[dragon-in-a-fez]

hm. did anyone else uhh. not read the "holding" in that headline as "covering protectively". because this could go a different direction

[ganjamanana-deactivated20241109]

Source: @zagreus

[zagreus]

this post is already on tumblr, why repost it?

[lorileopard]

You must be new here.

[zagreus]

I've been here for a decade and my puzzlement over this kind of behavior remains evergreen

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

I admire the restraint not to point out you literally wrote the post that was screencapped.

[withhereyeswideshut]

First day of the new jobbbbb wish me luck

[satellites-halo]

eating sugar is not a primary cause of diabetes. eating junk food is not a primary cause of diabetes. when you make jokes about "getting diabetes" over sugary, junk filled food, you are enforcing stereotypes that end with diabetics developing deadly eating disorders or experiencing medical abuse and neglect. Yes, it is that deep. Stop making diabetes jokes, you look like an uneducated bigot

[correctopinionhaver]

[elismagicatnado]

fuck yessss we love working animals

[cassandracalin]

[withhereyeswideshut]

Ya know, when I started becoming a plant person I thought I’d kill a lot more plants than I have so far.

I have almost 100 plants but I’ve only killed like two so far, and one of them I just gave up on because I didn’t wanna risk getting powdery mildew on my other plants because it’s hard to get rid of.

I guess I do have quite the green thumb.

[withhereyeswideshut]

My shoes may have decided to start literally disintegrating while on the drive to the wedding but it was still a wonderful time ❤️

[markv5]

Подстава

[a-cat]

this is not a helpful translation, google.

[a-cat]

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[withhereyeswideshut]

I finally fucking know what has been wrong with me my whole life oh my god

Assuming the geneticist I’m referred to can rule out the other forms of EDS, I’ll have the hEDS diagnosis.

I’m so fucking relieved to know what’s wrong I could literally cry

[withhereyeswideshut]

Very much enjoyed my most recent concert

It’s the only time I get to dress up a bit 12/10 was very pleased with my outfit

[withhereyeswideshut]

Providence pride was a blast^_^

[chthonic-pain]

everyone dunking on that automated fleshlight sex toy needs to remember that disabled people get horny too ok 💜

[chthonic-pain]

having a masturbator that moves itself, holds your phone, and gives the user exact and immediate control of speed and intensity is fucking revolutionary for disabled people who cannot jack off without assistive devices. for some reason nobody wants to talk about disabled people masturbating but since all of you #sexpositive #feminists agree that jacking off is normal and good and everyone should be able to do it, you have to extend that sentiment to disabled people too. people who cannot move their hands/arms get horny. people who have no core strength get horny. if you physically cannot hump a fleshlight or use a manual sex toy or give yourself a handjob then it is very difficult to experience sexual pleasure without another person involved.

disabled people deserve sex toys that work with their bodies. disabled people deserve to be able to sexually pleasure themselves. disabled people deserve adapted sex toys that the entire fucking internet does not decide to make "lazy basement dweller creep" jokes about.

[vitariesocks]

Reminder that in the 1970s, disabled man Gosnell Duncan, who was paralyzed from the waist down, created body-safe silicone and silicone dildos as a response to the needs of the disabled community. Duncan’s work was important in bringing sex toys — particularly dildos — into the public eye, meaning they became much more accessible for all Americans.

You can’t disconnect sex toys from disability and disability history. If you use any body-safe silicone today, sex toy or not, you have Duncan to thank.

More on Duncan here:

How Gosnell Duncan Changed the Feminist Sex-Toy Game Forever

It’s hard to imagine that sex toys were once controversial within the feminist movement.

[ouppyboy420]

Also, this website has really really great accessible sex toys and other sex accessories (chairs, cushions) Their stuff is priced pretty well too, considering that it’s high quality stuff.

Sex Mobility Aids & Accessible Sex Toys (Bolsters, Straps, Props)

Sex bolsters and straps, vibrators with handles, male strokers for erectile dysfunction and so much more. Naughty North has the ONLY collect

[callmeizukunotdeku]

i think this is a really good example of how things that help disabled people will always end up benefiting everyone

[anheliotrope]

You're struggling to get stuff done? Well, have you tried building a cognitive torture machine to motivate yourself?

[homunculus-argument]

A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

[withhereyeswideshut]

I am absolutely loving destroying the republicans in my town on the Facebook community page.

People keep deleting their comments after I respond and get 18 likes on it. Like yeah, you delete that. You SHOULD feel bad.

One lady said “illegals deserve nothing here” and I was like “That’s actually a really gross take, they are people who deserve compassion just like anyone else. Though you don’t seem to have a single ounce of empathy in your body”

How are people not ashamed?

There was a high school student in my town who was taken by ICE days before graduating. Why? His student visa was revoked because he had SIX absences at school, three of which were excused for field trips. He had been here since he was a toddler. He knows nothing else. He has no criminal record.

But people refuse to believe this is happening.

I made one comment on another guys disgusting comment and said “statistically illegal immigrants are less likely to commit crime but go off I guess” and the response this middle aged white man gave was “so what, MS13 should be allowed to be here and be allowed to r*pe our women and children?!” And I responded “where do you think I said that? Might wanna go check my comment again because clearly your reading comprehension didn’t work the first time. If you commit violent crime, yes you deserve to be charged. The vast majority of immigrants (illegally here or not) are not doing any harm”

And then deleted his original comment.

I’m sick of sitting back and watching people fight it out in the comments. I’m gonna fuck em up. And I’m gonna enjoy every second of it.

[withhereyeswideshut]

I love herrrr