Land of Lol and Wut

I LIVE || He/him || Pisces || 28 || ENFP || bisexual || You know why people have eyes in front? It's cause humans are predators and binocular vision helps us with depth perception and tracking prey

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[lilbabyratgirl]

Google maps bus updates:

Your bus will arrive 5 minutes early

Your bus will arrive 6 minutes early

Your bus disappeared into a void

Your bus is scheduled in 33 minutes

[threedollarsdotcom]

every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out

[eroscestlavie]

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

[delicate-viscera]

usamerican soldier STUNNED into silence when he learns that his willing and paid participation in the murder and neocolonization of foreign people is a huge red flag to everyone with a conscience

[lilbabyratgirl]

We forgot about Igor way too fast.

[ogamanus]

Finally some recognition for this goated movie

[feldfrog]

Mark Cuban: Your fly is down

Me: Good evening sharks. My invention is pants where that’s okay.

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

[omegaversereloaded]

No

[ogamanus]

[segamascott]

[burr-ell]

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN HANDLE CRITIQUE. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN EMBRACE BEING TOLD YOU WERE WRONG. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH UNPLEASANT TASKS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN DELIVER DISAPPOINTING NEWS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU KNOW HOW TO BE DISAGREED WITH. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE CORRECTED. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE TOLD YOU MESSED UP. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU ARE ABLE TO DO HARD THINGS.

[hotvampireadjacent]

Insane

[charl0ttan]

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[queer-as-city-folk]

5 minutes of research on what American troops did in Vietnam will make you understand why people called them baby killers

[queer-as-city-folk]

[lilbabyratgirl]

I'm just oscillating violently between "we are so fortunate to open our eyes and share the world with each other every day" and "people are truly evil and I am tired of watching very powerful men tear the world apart before my eyes"

[ogamanus]

Love of the masses and hatred of the bourgeoisie go hand in hand

[lilbabyratgirl]

I'm the the stockroom of your local grocery store shakin up your Pringles cans

[lilbabyratgirl]

Takin everything that comes in a box n just kickin it around a lil