Land of Lol and Wut

I LIVE || He/him || Pisces || 28 || ENFP || bisexual || You know why people have eyes in front? It's cause humans are predators and binocular vision helps us with depth perception and tracking prey

[lilbabyratgirl]

Through sheer will power. I ate 10+ cheesecake bites

[godisafujoshi]

I remember one time i ate 11+ cheesecake bites. It was instinctual for me tho…

[lilbabyratgirl]

[pudulogy]

[zmpl]

democrat politicians whenever a republican dies: i am saddened to hear about the death of my fellow fascist congressperson. we may have had our disagreements, including whether or not other people should be allowed to live, but he was a human first and foremost. we also explored each other’s bodies several times. i am praying for his family and supporters during this tragic time.

[homosexualslug]

beautiful conversations happening on twitter

[frailgun]

i did a google search for "most recent invention" which my girlfriend said was something strong bad would do

[frailgun]

angriest I've ever been in my life

[yyink]

They are NOT listening to that mound visit 😭🙏🙏🙏

[lucydacusgirl]

I think about the disco elysium ‘are women bourgeois’ screenshot all the time (despite never playing the game) because it’s such a succinct way of demonstrating the fact that I think honestly the majority of people see feminism and ‘womens issues’ as frivolous inventions of upper class white women which is how you end up with people handwringing about working class men and never once considering the existence of working class women.

[eggsaladstain]

GO OFF BESTIE

Source

[ogamanus]

So is he gonna arrest Donald Trump then??? Every US soldier??? The police?

[lilbabyratgirl]

Hi. I'm Alex. My tummy always hurts and I'm passively suicidal. I don't hold grudges but I also don't forgive. And you're watching Disney channel.

[stargazers-satellite]

my partner said something that kinda rocked my world

[not100bees]

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

[sturgeon-system]

[tgatbc]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

[dickstolebyanalien]

snowstorm that makes you old

[dickstolebyanalien]

baby its old outside

[charl0ttan]

i really cant age

[charl0ttan]

baby its old outside

[transexualizer-deactivated20170]

[ogamanus]

Is it just me or are these bread and circuses not as good at distracting the masses of how shitty everything is? Especially the younger generations are extremely cynical about these things and see through the bourgeois nature of these things.

[lilbabyratgirl]

Does someone wanna send me 5k for ear surgery

[ogamanus]

Anthony James where are you?