Jonas Spam For The Soul

idk what to put here like it’s pre self explanatory. the ogs are back. my nips are hard, my crops are ready for harvest

[wheeloffortune-design]

I want to apologise to

- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown

- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world

- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music

- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when she’s actually one of the coolest people ever

- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer. 

- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work. 

- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much

- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.

- Hating the color pink during my teenage years, when it’s actually a lovely color and what I resented was society’s pressure to perform femininity. 

[ogjonasspam]

Watching all this JoBro content has me feelin some type of way literally it all feels like a dream and I find myself deadass just bursting into tears throughout the day randomly because I remember they’re back together.

Like this band literally saved me when I was 9/10 years old. Hold On got me through one of the hardest times in my life. I never thought this would happen so I feel like the last 5 days I’ve become a huge Jonas stan all over again because I am reminded why I loved them so much.

[ogjonasspam]

[melqdrama]

the jonas brothers paved the way for other boy bands. the jonas brothers got rid of the whole idea that choreographed dancing makes a boy band. they played REAL instruments. gave us hit after hit. when you look me in the eyes made every girl age 7-87 swoon. burnin up not only was a summer hit but also started the iconic niley/nelena love triangle. lovebug made every girl from age 7-87 swoon AGAIN. fly with me made us all nick stans for a month. they werent just musicians tho, they were ACTORS, PERFORMERS, and SONGWRITERS as well. gave us camp rock, camp rock 2, jonas, and jonas l.a. their 3D concer experience was a moment in time no one can recreate. nick doing a backhand spring during the instrumental break during Goodnight and Goodbye? bringing big rob out for his verse in burnin up? bringing out water guns and soaking the crowd? they knew how to put on a SHOW. not only did they write their own music from the START but also wrote on demi lovatos debut album. they were the biggest boy band of our generation and it is time for EVERYONE to recognize that.

[jonasjoe]

Jonas Brothers (2019)

[bigdicciardo]

- my name is mufasa i’m the king of the land. i’ll come smack you with the back of my hand

- nick j is off the chain

- hi i’m kevin jonas and i would like to sell you a car

- yo, listen to me, i got two feet walking down the street, with my degree

[savannh-deactivated20190412]

im watching the jonas brothers elvis duran interview and every time joe acts like hes going to reveal something kevin and nicks faces are fucking hilarious they look like they’re TERRIFIED

[savannh-deactivated20190412]

“are there any special guests we can look forward to?”

joe: “i don’t want to say any names but-”

“president ob-no he’s not gonna be on it”

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joe: “i don’t care i’ll play you a new song right now!”

*starts scrolling*

joe: “you ready?”

joe: *plays year 3000*

this is chaotic leo energy at its finest

[jonasjoe]

j_corden: Last night was our 600th @latelateshow and I would like to thank these three fantastic guys for making it such a fun one! #LateLateJonas @jonasbrothers x

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[ogjonasspam]

Wild. 2008 JB would never say shit like this

[jobrosupdates]

James Corden Kidnaps The Jonas Brothers

[jennaush]

Kevin Jonas’s Daughter Has Beef w/ Priyanka Chopra

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Joe about Nick’s and Kevin’s weddings

[ogjonasspam]

18 asdfghjkl

[jobrosupdates]

Stills of the The Late Late Show with James Corden airing Monday, March 4, 2019, with guests Jonas Brothers. (Photos: Terence Patrick/CBS)

[serjaimelannisters-deactivated2]

when joe said i been dancing on top of cars and stumbling out of bars, i follow you through the dark can’t get enough, reblog if you agree

[cyanicas]

what she says: i’m fine

what she means: i feel like the jonas brothers have always been under-rated and i find that strange considering they appeared as literal cherubs in night at the museum singing their iconic love song lovebug, had a television show all about whacky brotherly shenanigans, and produced bop after relentless bop ever since camp rock. don’t even get me started on the fact that they were in not one but both of those movies despite existing popularity and not needing another disney movie to

[fandom]

Musical Acts

Week Ending March 4th, 2019

BTS

Taylor Swift +6

Jonas Brothers

Hozier +7

Queen −3

Lady Gaga +15

Monsta X −4

Stray Kids −2

EXO −2

Shawn Mendes −6

Harry Styles −2

Ariana Grande −2

ATEEZ −1

SEVENTEEN −1

GOT7 +4

NCT 127 −2

Solange

LOOΠΔ −13

BLΛƆKPIИK −1

WayV +6

SHINee −4

Rihanna −6

My Chemical Romance

NCT Dream +3

Niall Horan −5

One Direction

Twenty One Pilots −2

Red Velvet +3

5 Seconds of Summer −1

Zayn Malik

TWICE +2

Taemin −17

ITZY −9

Billie Eilish −12

Camila Cabello

The Weeknd

The Beatles

DAY6 +1

Lana Del Rey −5

Selena Gomez −3

The number in italics indicates how many spots a name moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded names weren’t on the list last week.

[thronescastdaily]

SUCKER (Director’s Cut) by Jonas Brothers