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i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

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I want to be very clear: I did not schedule this to post on Easter weekend.

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I want to be very clear: I did schedule this to post on Easter weekend

manorofshepard

Happy International Women's Day

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Wild how we've all had a couple of centuries to chew on it, and Wuthering Heights is still so freaky that people routinely just cannot wrap their minds around it. It's a novel about a romantic relationship -- so it's a romance? It's absolutely not! Although it's entirely about Cathy and Heathcliff, they're in large part absent from the novel, so are they the protagonists? Sorta! Actually they're kind of the inciting incident, and the book is about the impact crater these two fucked up people leave behind after they do whatever it is they're doing, which is kind of conducting a forbidden love affair, but also something different from that? Whatever you think it's about, you're right, but also wrong. It's Weirder Than That. People are obsessed with the book but also it doesn't really exist in the way that most people remember it. This has been going on since 1847, and by "this" I mean audiences failing to match Miss Emily B's freak. The words Unparalleled Media Experience come to mind.

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old people are always like “you guys want everything to be easy” yessss queen exactly……

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ok my fault. let’s all suffer needlessly together instead of wanting better for each other ❤️ yayyy 🥰

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good customer maxxing by showing them i’m very clearly NOT stealing

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I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

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It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

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You know if I was a full time weaver I would stand ominously over people

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LOOMING

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Our first appointment of the day is a purebred dachshund named "Willy"

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My in-laws had a weiner dog named "Willy" too. Turns out he only had one testicle, so he became "Willy the One Nut Weiner."

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Please thank your in-laws on behalf of all the vet staff at the hospital he goes to

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It is, because it's extremely hilarious to name your wiener dog after a weenis and I applaud every owner brave enough to do the correct thing

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The vet hospital I work at has a dachshund patient named Dickie. This is enough to warrant a sensible chuckle all by itself, but it gets so much better when you meet him in person. Face to face you can see that his collar ID tag actully has his full name: Dickie Normus.

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she was at the club. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that she was at the club.

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Penelope: Yeah, this shroud is taking me 20 years.

Suitors:

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No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

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We will never experience this again.

#what a time to be alive

unclefather

new states just dropped and white supremacist sharks live there

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Missouri shares it's two major cities with neighboring states because Missouri loves company.

cheaphalloweencostume

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀