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my tl is now flooded with Ormund in exactly the way I expected

ah, to be a conventionally attractive male character in asoiaf related media and never have to worry about upsetting targ stans, because while they sure love their inbred lizards the way a cultist from Silent Hill loves a morbid lump of flesh, they still want to fuck you a lot more

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Watching this scene again is actually so funny

I know they were laughing at him like hyenas on discord

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Oooooh I am fucking DONE with procreate

You can’t resize ANYTHING in that piece of shit

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all I can say is that little boy fetus better start running the second he comes out, yall know how his grandma gets

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I’m still pissed they killed off LF without having Aidan Gillen act as Maisie Williams acting as Arya acting as Baelish in s8

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just found this on twt

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can’t wait for Alys to harass Aemond with visions of D burning KL while on her super special azor ahai period because this piece of shit show would

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not girlboss writers making fun of women who “sit knitting by the fire” only to turn around and worship periods and wombs, nah I can’t

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can’t wait for Alys to harass Aemond with visions of D burning KL while on her super special azor ahai period because this piece of shit show would

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chat, should I become besties with the person who came to conquer my recently freed country just because she’s a [stronk independent] woman like me?

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Like your whole perception of the female characters and their relationships just boils down to pointing at their vaginas and going “see?”

You literally have nothing of value to say about them.

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chat, should I become besties with the person who came to conquer my recently freed country just because she’s a [stronk independent] woman like me?

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Sometimes I would feel kinda bad for the targs or hate them a little less than usual. And before you know it they’re having their cute little convos about pillaging and enslaving the world because nothing, no lands, no bent knees and no subjugated cultures will ever be enough for them as long as they have weapons of mass destruction and a stick up their asses.

And even without them (the weapons), the incest lizard zoomies still fuck with their heads until they light something or themselves or both on fire. Like they gotta go, there’s just no other way.

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ew don’t touch him EW

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took a palette cleanser day off to remind myself that there are other dragons in media besides the child eating city burning siblingfucker taxis

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germ lizards you are nothing

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I’m so tired of this Rhaenyra = Cersei, Alicent = Catelyn and vice versa discourse.

You wish. You wish they were.

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show R&A being badly written aside, the fandom is doing that thing again when they tie one character’s worth to another and whether or not they would be besties

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I’m so tired of this Rhaenyra = Cersei, Alicent = Catelyn and vice versa discourse.

You wish. You wish they were.

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Speaking of book vs adaptation, while I normally side with the former, I can name at least two instances of me cheering with unabashed glee at the hollywood machine ripping the source material from the author’s hands like a pit bull. Image-wise at the very least.

I can appreciate The Devil Wears Prada for not expecting me to go “yass queen” at the abusive workplace environment just because the perpetrator happens to be a woman (which is also the one issue I have with the film). But at the same time Andy is such an unlikeable character she kind of just ruins everything good about the book. Like, I don’t know, I’m not particularly in love with my job either, but maybe if you stopped feeling sorry for yourself and looking down on everybody for two goddamn seconds, you wouldn’t be so miserable all the fucking time. Which admittedly isn’t the advice I would give to a living person, to a fictional character though? Yes. Suck it up.

Like, someone would ask this girl if she’s having a good day at work or doing this or that, just one teeny tiny line of dialogue, one harmless question, and you just know it’s about to be followed up by a DIABOLICAL behemoth of a soliloquy, a solid ass wall of text that begins with a “erm, I don’t know, AM I HAVING A GOOD DAY?”, contains nothing but whining and ends with a “so, YEAH. Guess, I AM having a good day. Thanks for asking, bitch” like shut the fuck up

Or at least have the balls to actually say it out loud idk

Also, this might be a surprise to some, but book Andy’s hella homophobic. Mainly because the author’s hella homophobic (but thinks they’re not), so there’s that.

And then there’s Legally Blonde.

Don’t. Read that shit. Just don’t.

If LB the movie or LB the musical means anything to you at all, steer clear.

I’ve seen people say that original Elle being a terrible person is just a reflection of the author’s own terribleness, but personally I don’t think that’s the case.

I think Elle is a parody. An insult. The avatar meant to embody the idea of a woman the author fucking despises. And it’s such a cruel way to treat your own protagonist, I’m so glad they rehoused her.

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Rhaenyra and Alicent truly are the oldest teenagers of Westeros, aren’t they