as requested by anon. Feel free to make any changes !
“Do you want me to sign that for you?”
“I need a break..” / “I need to go back to my roots..”
“Thank you so much for your support!”
“This is NOT what I asked for.”
“I would have to talk to my manager about it…”
“Everyone forgets that I can play instruments, too.”
“I don’t need you! I don’t need anyone!”
“I don’t really feel famous.”
“My fans are everything.”
“It only cost five thousand dollars…”
“The words…I forgot the words…”
“Should I get a bodyguard?”
“Photoshoots are hard work.” / “What do you mean ‘my face is wrong’??”
“It’s all about the music.”
“Can I get a picture with you?”
“Your music really speaks to me.”
“It wasn’t hard to find your address.”
“I just knew you wrote that song for me.”
“Will you listen to my demo??”
“Please sign my shirt/CD/face/poster/etc.”
“Meeting you is like a dream.”
“I hope to be famous like you someday.”
“Why can’t I come up with this next line?!”
“The hard part is rhyming.” / “I don’t fuck with ‘orange’.”
“I don’t usually write my own music.”
“UGH. I’m not hitting this note the way I want to.”
“No, it goes like ‘la la la’, not ‘lalala’. There’s a difference.”
“I wrote the perfect lyric and then I realized I heard it in High School Musical.”
“Those lyrics just aren’t sticking.”
“I haven’t showered in like three days…”
“I think I might have a sore throat.”
“This outfit makes me look amazing.”
“I’ve been doing these moves for hours…I need a break.”
“I’m not supposed to talk, to save my voice.”
“Being on the road is the best.” / “I’m homesick.”
“That was the last performance! Let’s celebrate.”
“I think there was–there was someone in the crowd…”
“Wait…let me take a quick nap for five hundred years.”