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Threw an empty plastic Easter egg at Tim for him to play with but he just... solemnly held onto it, thinking deeply about his newfound responsibility

drtanner

fuckup-perfectionist-deactivate

So many TV shows/movies depict the Epi Pen as a total solution for anaphylaxis...it's not. The Epi Pen gives you 30 minutes to get to a hospital where they can save your life. TV makes it look like you just have to use the Epi Pen and then the crisis is over. Do people without allergies or a loved one with allergies know that an Epi Pen only buys you time? The more I see this on TV the more I worry...

**Maybe you should reblog this because I'm actually worried that most people don't know.

thykingdomcole

Omg so much this! I have to use my epipens about three times a year and my doctor recommends I shoot both of them in my thigh and then call an ambulance! They are a STABILISER not a cure!!

just-call-me-vendetta

EPI and NARCAN are both stabilizers.

After use, you STILL need to go to HOSPITAL!!!

radiofreederry

He looks like that one cat picture

radiofreederry

sirduke

testosteronetwunk

my university has an onion-style satire newpaper

africanaquarian

the thing about being an adult is every time you turn around some shit gotta be “renewed”. tags. licenses. passports. like i’m the same bitch doing the same shit

academicssay

academic self-regulation explained

radiofreederry

Yo mr white I want you to serve as a major figure in my child’s life and potentially take them in if I am incapacitated or deceased bitch

depsidase

weirdmageddon

what do you think discord custom emojis were meant for but to revive these

cozy2000

a preposition, if you will:

kacey-luv

coughloop

How far we've fallen that kung pow penis is no longer just a very specific thing used to piss off one very racist guy, we can't just kung pow penis anyone it's not right, it has context

coughloop