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For a moment I thought they were going to spend eternity together in the cosmic bookshop writing the whole universe back in existence in the blank books...

kandelyabr55

twilightofthesandwiches

Today's vent:

samwwise

“you’re just mad that they didn’t kiss again” yeah you know what i fucking i am. what do you mean they shared the worst first kiss in history fuelled by grief and despair and then vanished from existence without ever knowing what it’s like to kiss someone out of love and joy

church-of-lilith

the gays were immortal and they STILL managed to bury them???

fuckyeahisawthat

I think they really jumped the shark with the Book of Life. Once you introduce a nuclear option like that you have to have a justification for why it hasn't been used before now. (For example, why haven't Aziraphale and Crowley been written out if they're so much trouble?)

The Book of Life is not secret (at least not after s2 when it was retconned in); it's not particularly well-guarded; it's targeted; the cost associated with using it is low (you might go crazy but not before you have time to do a lot of damage); there's no danger of mutually assured destruction as long as you hang onto it. It's the kind of unlimited power that automatically makes things less interesting.

One thing that was really intriguing at the end of s1 was the suggestion that other angels and demons were kind of afraid of Aziraphale and Crowley because they didn't know what they were anymore. (And I was really hoping for a payoff moment that revealed that, bodyswap ruse aside, they actually had becomes immune to hellfire and holy water because they'd been on Earth so long they really had "gone native" and become a little bit human, in the way that Adam Young was human and also a little bit something else.)

And then when they did the accidental 25 lazari miracle I thought what was being set up was the revelation that angels and demons are super powerful when they're able to team up and do joint miracles together, but no one's ever figured it out before because sides, etc. And that this was going to be used in the story either to protect the entire Earth from the meddling of angels and demons, and/or to somehow break down the division between Heaven and Hell.

But alas.

cidkane

The jarchivist himself, look at him go.

aniketrrrr

I do not know why the hive chose me, but it did.

And I think that it always had. The song is loud and beautiful and I am so very afraid.

There is a wasps’ nest in my attic.

Perhaps it can soothe my itching soul.

Statement ends.

valeriapryanikova

gerry 💘🤩💗💖😍💓🖤💕💝😍💘🥰💖💝💦😜💕💗

aniketrrrr

season 1

valeriapryanikova

scopaesthesia; the walls are watching.

phthalopathos

surprise, I’m not dead!

(sorry gerry. anyways it’s time to make fun of his godawful hair dye.)

foggy-eyed-archivist

OUT with jon's eyes glow when he's Archivisting. IN with jon's pupils dilate to the point where his entire iris is engulfed, drinking everything in like a black hole and making those giving statements feel utterly lost in them