who’d wanna be human anyway?

he/him the magnus archives, malevolent, & miscellaneous thoughts ✦ veritas omnia vincit ✦ anti-ai

[patopq]

grwm to survive another day haunted by my insane dead mother

[phthalopathos]

gerrygerrygerrygerry

[runasulienadanika]

i made pins out of @phthalopathos 's Gerry fanart (aka the best fanart ever)!

[phthalopathos]

OHMYGOD THIS IS SO COOL

they look so professional wtf, bravo!!

[phthalopathos]

hiii, i absolutely adore your Gerry fanart and i wanted to know if i can make a pin out of it? i have a pin machine and a printer so i would make it at home and i won't be selling it or anything, it would be just for me. i totally get it if you don't agree!

hi hi!! I’m so glad you like it!!

and yes, feel free to make all the pins you like, I’m quite flattered you like it that much :)

[madbard]

[gk29003]

o archivist

[phthalopathos]

this is SICK, my god

[phthalopathos]

I dropped the sun

and hope falls farther out of view

the light once blinding, now but a dim FUCKING DUST COVERED VITAMIN D PILL GODDAMN IT I KEEP DROPPING THE SLIPPERY BASTARDS

[phthalopathos]

i need a nap

anyways, rip jonmartin week, you were unfortunately vanquished by two untimely exams

sorry folks, college strikes again

[lostwords-found]

Haven't been all the way back through the Malevolent tag today so apologies if people have said this already, but fun note about that puzzle book Faroe has with her at the end of Threshhold ep 1, the Torquemada Puzzle Book:

It did exist, was published in 1934, and contained, as Faroe noted, a large number of crosswords and acrostics and etc. That's not the main thing it's remembered for now, however.

The main thing it's remembered for is a very, very difficult puzzle in the form of a 100-page murder mystery. The challenge of the puzzle is to put all 100 pages of the story in the correct order; the solution has never been made public.

The title of the story?

Cain's Jawbone.

[phthalopathos]

holy shit.

[phthalopathos]

t4t teaholding!

@jonmartinweek 2026 day 1: gender diversity

a consistent art style? consistent character designs? pshhhh, who needs em.

[phthalopathos]

here, have this as well- wasn’t sure about posting it, but why not.

p.s.- i will do my best to do as many of the jonmartin week prompts as i can :)

[phthalopathos]

surprise, I’m not dead!

(sorry gerry. anyways it’s time to make fun of his godawful hair dye.)

[stelladoesstuff]

Georgie <333

[sillygoofyqueer]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist & Tim Stoker, Sasha James & Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, Martin Blackwood & Tim Stoker, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives), Sasha James, Mr. Spider (The Magnus Archives), Martin Blackwood, (mentioned) Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, technically, Fluff and Angst, Evenly distributed, My First Work in This Fandom, Based on a Tumblr Post, specifically art, I don’t know how to tag this, Minor Violence, I say minor but Jon does end up in the hospital, This really got away from me, Attempt at Humor, I suppose, oh right, Canon-Typical The Web Content (The Magnus Archives), Pre-Relationship, very slightly hinted at Jmart, not enough time for it though, Jon’s going through the horrors, Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist Needs a Hug, just like in general, and also in this, Hurt Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, Are we really surprised? Summary:

Jon is supposed to be going on a blind date. That is not what happens.

(AKA I was possessed after seeing this beautiful art and ended up writing a whole fic about it. So. Yeah.)

Tagging @phthalopathos because it is his art that sent me down this pit, and also @lauroftheuniverse because they expressed interest when I screamed in the tags of the post itself about writing this. So. Yeah enjoy!

[phthalopathos]

HOLY SHIT

DUDE. I missed the @ but I just saw it because a mutual sent me the ao3 link, (thank you @stelladoesstuff you’re the bestest) and oh my god!!! I’m so happy and honored to have inspired you with my art to the point of creation

also I read the fic and GOODNESS. lovely writing and very captivating story! (almost Web-levels of captivating wink wink) you even gave him his skirt!! and the design on the door!! and I love Jon’s thoughts and inner monologue, very much in character.

actually incredible, everyone go read it and support or Mr. Spider will eat you

[sillygoofyqueer]

Dude I’m so honoured you like it, your art is absolutely incredible and I literally didn’t get a say in the matter of writing it, it just happened. Thank you so much for taking the time to read it, and I’m so glad you enjoyed it!

[phthalopathos]

thank you so much!! and ofc, it was truly a wonderful read :D

[sillygoofyqueer]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist & Tim Stoker, Sasha James & Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, Martin Blackwood & Tim Stoker, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives), Sasha James, Mr. Spider (The Magnus Archives), Martin Blackwood, (mentioned) Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, technically, Fluff and Angst, Evenly distributed, My First Work in This Fandom, Based on a Tumblr Post, specifically art, I don’t know how to tag this, Minor Violence, I say minor but Jon does end up in the hospital, This really got away from me, Attempt at Humor, I suppose, oh right, Canon-Typical The Web Content (The Magnus Archives), Pre-Relationship, very slightly hinted at Jmart, not enough time for it though, Jon’s going through the horrors, Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist Needs a Hug, just like in general, and also in this, Hurt Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, Are we really surprised? Summary:

Jon is supposed to be going on a blind date. That is not what happens.

(AKA I was possessed after seeing this beautiful art and ended up writing a whole fic about it. So. Yeah.)

Tagging @phthalopathos because it is his art that sent me down this pit, and also @lauroftheuniverse because they expressed interest when I screamed in the tags of the post itself about writing this. So. Yeah enjoy!

[phthalopathos]

HOLY SHIT

DUDE. I missed the @ but I just saw it because a mutual sent me the ao3 link, (thank you @stelladoesstuff you’re the bestest) and oh my god!!! I’m so happy and honored to have inspired you with my art to the point of creation

also I read the fic and GOODNESS. lovely writing and very captivating story! (almost Web-levels of captivating wink wink) you even gave him his skirt!! and the design on the door!! and I love Jon’s thoughts and inner monologue, very much in character.

actually incredible, everyone go read it and support or Mr. Spider will eat you

[stelladoesstuff]

happy birthday!! :)

(also, I just finished the fic- and left you a very very long comment as a birthday gift lmao. immaculate writing and depictions, 11/10.)

HIIII THANK YOU <333

The comment genuinely made my day when I woke up this morning, I'm glad you enjoyed! Exploring Georgie has been so fun for me these past couple weeks between coursework so I love that its clicking with the people reading it as much as it clicked with me.

Thanks for feeding me it made a nice meal u.u

[phthalopathos]

<3333

so glad!!! it was really was wonderful! definitely resonated, the exact flavor of writing I enjoy.

lmao ofc ofc, glad it was tasty. u-u

(everybody, seriously. go read it.)

[stelladoesstuff]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Supernova: “A star that suddenly increases greatly in brightness because of a catastrophic explosion that ejects most of its mass.”

Georgie Barker might not be human anymore, but she's still breathing, for what that's worth.

~

I DID IT IT’S POSTED GEORGIE FIC YIPPEE!! My gift to myself was getting to finish this today. Enjoy <3

​I would have kept adding to it indefinitely if I didnt choose to post at some point haha. Hope those of y’all who are here for the Georgie content are pleased u.u

[phthalopathos]

GO READ THIS. it’s absolutely wonderful.

[mag184]

this is my post-canon somewhere else au. Where jon and martin get turned into a kitty and doggy. respectively.