who’d wanna be human anyway?

he/him horror podcasts & miscellaneous ✦ veritas omnia vincit ✦ anti-ai

[autistobrat]

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

[phthalopathos]

fledgling disciple

[henriksenfreak]

@xemonorphs tagged me in a lil game yay <3

basically: make yourself with this picrew, link the last song you listened to, then tag whoever! ☀️

last song: headfirst slide into cooperstown on a bad bet - fall out boy 💌

TAGGING: uhh we have a lot of the same friends uhh. ok just going down my activity tab — @untilfurthern0tice @b0n3d0g @nshtn @bonsoir-oiseau @biracy @snoozlebee @annabellioncourt @frankencain @babyindeath @frankensteinbuttrans @vampirebiter

no obligation to play ofc <3 have a good dayyy

[biracy]

LALALA YAY

Ummm @lektricfergus @skeletonsonparade @gemharvest @spw-foundation yay

[lektricfergus]

hai

ermmmmmm @raigash @akilahia @twerpfunk @frillex idk if we’re tumblr mutuals sorry @mongreldyke @006puck

[mongreldyke]

oh pawesome hiii

aandddd @paladin-dog @gaydeathberries @bishamontdn @toastybugguy @mesothulass yeah idk

[paladin-dog]

ooo okay I'll bite!

alright y'all's r up >:3 @stelladoesstuff @count-twinkula

[stelladoesstuff]

Slayyyyy uhhh @roguishwretches @phthalopathos sup guys I don’t know enough people for this

[phthalopathos]

coolcoolcool :)

your turn, if you like! hello @sillygoofyqueer & @ndjxiied

[nixotinix]

gerry when he gerards the keays or something idk i didnt read it

[phthalopathos]

I adore this—the composition and perspective and complementary colors, all absolutely delightful. not to mention the amount of detail in your inking and brushstrokes

[phthalopathos]

nikola orsinov sketch perhaps? :3 have a wonderful day!!

a nikola for you!

[anxietyproblem]

[phthalopathos]

art drawing writing art poetry anything and everuthing i’ve got the brain bug and it won’t let me be

[phthalopathos]

if anybody feels inclined to make any sketch requests (magnus archives, pets, random animals, whatever you please) feel free

might use that as a weapon to fight art block

[anxietyproblem]

[phthalopathos]

art drawing writing art poetry anything and everuthing i’ve got the brain bug and it won’t let me be

[patopq]

grwm to survive another day haunted by my insane dead mother

[phthalopathos]

gerrygerrygerrygerry

[runasulienadanika]

i made pins out of @phthalopathos 's Gerry fanart (aka the best fanart ever)!

[phthalopathos]

OHMYGOD THIS IS SO COOL

they look so professional wtf, bravo!!

[phthalopathos]

hiii, i absolutely adore your Gerry fanart and i wanted to know if i can make a pin out of it? i have a pin machine and a printer so i would make it at home and i won't be selling it or anything, it would be just for me. i totally get it if you don't agree!

hi hi!! I’m so glad you like it!!

and yes, feel free to make all the pins you like, I’m quite flattered you like it that much :)

[madbard]

[gk29003]

o archivist

[phthalopathos]

this is SICK, my god

[phthalopathos]

I dropped the sun

and hope falls farther out of view

the light once blinding, now but a dim FUCKING DUST COVERED VITAMIN D PILL GODDAMN IT I KEEP DROPPING THE SLIPPERY BASTARDS

[phthalopathos]

i need a nap

anyways, rip jonmartin week, you were unfortunately vanquished by two untimely exams

sorry folks, college strikes again

[lostwords-found]

Haven't been all the way back through the Malevolent tag today so apologies if people have said this already, but fun note about that puzzle book Faroe has with her at the end of Threshhold ep 1, the Torquemada Puzzle Book:

It did exist, was published in 1934, and contained, as Faroe noted, a large number of crosswords and acrostics and etc. That's not the main thing it's remembered for now, however.

The main thing it's remembered for is a very, very difficult puzzle in the form of a 100-page murder mystery. The challenge of the puzzle is to put all 100 pages of the story in the correct order; the solution has never been made public.

The title of the story?

Cain's Jawbone.

[phthalopathos]

holy shit.

[phthalopathos]

t4t teaholding!

@jonmartinweek 2026 day 1: gender diversity

a consistent art style? consistent character designs? pshhhh, who needs em.

[phthalopathos]

here, have this as well- wasn’t sure about posting it, but why not.

p.s.- i will do my best to do as many of the jonmartin week prompts as i can :)