[dark-soul9]

bro shutup im making up scenarios in my head that will never happen

[sofiapdf]

thinking about this here canal village in the netherlands

[galpalkirk]

you gonna dive and get it? AHKFHSJD

[cherrysmoon]

x

[presenteyesonyou]

Taron Egerton finding out what a bussy is has made my day

[somewhereinthedetails217]

he went through all the stages of grief inthe last two seconds 😂😭

[gael-garcia]

A man slam a door in my face, I just find another door.

Dolemite Is My Name (2019), dir. Craig Brewer

[corporationkills]

lyric of the decade is from thrift shop “walk up in the club like what up i got a big cock” this is a biblical truth.

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

everytime i see a pair of earrings missing from a multipack at the department store

[chasm2018]

Lights Up | 2019

[c-bassmeow]

[hayaomiyazaki]

james acaster on chris ramsey’s stand up central (promo)

[luvmesomenerds-deactivated20191]

[westindianjawn-deactivated20200]

Lmfaoooo bruh 🤣🤣🤣 if only they knew

[toounique3-deactivated20191027]

Mek dem see 🤣😂🤣😂

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

the melodic sound of skipping an ad in a podcast

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

“(music sting) hey Jason, do you know what I li..me..by..ha..sh...no...la..do..SquareSpa..ma..you...code...for...he...—come back, I went to the doctor yesterday and it doesn’t look good”

[madeupmonkeyshit]

[iantheirish]

[n-yks]

Weak

[abercrombee]

i'm peter

[beaft]

paul hollywood on bakeoff: now, i can see you’ve had a little trouble with your genoise sponge, haven’t you? the egg whites haven’t been whipped for quite long enough, and it’s lost some of that delicate, airy consistency, which means that your 10,000 spun sugar decorations haven’t got the solid foundation that they really need to support the handcrafted marzipan statue of the virgin mary that you’ve painted with edible gold leaf

me, shoving handfuls of reheated takeout pizza into my gaping maw: a rookie mistake

[aliswong]

I just like people. They always seem to be nice.

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