Les magiciens n'existent pas.

near-sighted wondergirl. safety hazard. feed me pasta and tell me i'm pretty.

[freckled-moss]

Spreading more tiny Adrian agenda

[taskmastercaps]

[ID: Eight screencaps from Taskmaster. Joel Dommett reaches up one finger to burst a floating bubble, then looks around open-mouthed and ecstatically happy. Later, in the studio, Greg Davies says, "I'm just enchanted, watching Joel do anything, really, because he throws himself into it with such glee. And then every now and again, I just go, 'Oh, my God, he's 40!'" Joel says cheerfully, "Yeah. Mad, isn't it? I pay a mortgage." End ID.]

[derpycatsu]

doodles that i keep forgetting to upload LOL

[procrastinationaccount]

Okay wait a minute stop everything. Gideon considered herself imprisoned in Harrow's heart chapter fucking one. Shoot me into the sun.

[timberlakefan96]

Something I love about Tumblr that you don’t really get on Reddit, is the brief flashes of fandoms I’m entirely unfamiliar with, like some large beast in the undergrowth.

Right now, it’s The Locked Tomb. Never even HEARD of it before coming here, but I see impressions of it everywhere. It’s like, teenagers wearing skeletons? Or something?

Do I dare seek it out? Will it wear MY skeleton?

[wifegideonnav]

[filthyprotozoan]

one thing about orpheus and eurydice is you guys are all like “i’m different i wouldnt turn to look at her” because you are all familiar with the story of orpheus and eurydice. but orpheus wasnt familiar with the story because he was in it lol.

[filthyprotozoan]

“i wouldn’t look back bc logically if she’s not there it wouldnt help to look and if she is there looking back would cause me to lose her” cool so has love never made you stupid and insane

[filthyprotozoan]

another thing thats interesting is i think most people assume its a walk of reasonably short length that you have to resist looking back. but we dont know how long that walk was. its out of the underworld, time could work very differently. could be days. could be months. could you walk for months without looking back to see if your love is okay? i dont think you could

[filthyprotozoan]

exactly. like oh you’re not going to look back? have you never lost a love? there is so much looking back.

[eldest-sibling-tournament]

Eldest Sibling Tournament — Round 1, Part 2

Sophie Hatter (Howl's Moving Castle) vs Cain (The Book of Genesis)

Sophie Hatter

Cain

Voting ended onMar 19, 2023

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

If you haven't read the book you wouldn't even know she has siblings, a sister technically exists in the movie but I don't recall if she's even named, let alone known as her sister. But Sophie's Eldest Sibling Complex is the motivation for 80% of the book, with "Angry At Howl" being 15% and "Murder" being the last 5%

Anyway, vote Sophie

[wordswithimages]

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

[wrong-side-0f-edits]

fall out boy // love from the other side

[yourenotjoking]

Six a.m. Mulholland Drive

Moonlight Sonata and I

[heartbreakfeelsogood-moved]

what a time to be alive!

[s-leary]

[suddenlysomewherethatsgreen]

Uploaded because everybody deserves to hear Audrey’s inhuman excited squeak

[loveitorreblogit]

seymour: I hope that you wouldn’t mind…

audrey 1:

[do-you-have-a-flag]

Alan Cumming really said “EYE CONTACT. HAND.”

[do-you-have-a-flag]

@anamcaramia​ replied:  Is this an ad for target

it’s a ad for everything babeyyyyy

[freddycartr]

the comfort this cast gives me is unmatched

[hazieash]

First flower of my house 💕

[gideon-cavalier-primary]

Dulcinea: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Palamedes: That's ridiculous. Give me one example of this.

Ianthe: Spiders.

Judith: Wasps.

Coronabeth: Terriers.

Gideon: Harrow.