Oh Em Geo v.1

why did I make a new tumblr? what was wrong with this one?

[runby2]

Hey guys what the fuck happened in the desert to make its animals look like that

[runby2]

Sand just makes animals break. See the Tibetan sand fox

The fucking

ARABIAN SAND BOA

Like what the fuck happened

[alextheraven]

[ohemgeov1]

Y'know if I could merge this old tumblr with my new tumblr, that would be pretty neat...

[ohemgeov1]

Imagination: omg yes

Drawing skills: wtf no

[tikispotson]

Don't date someone who

doesn’t know the words to mr brightside…you don’t need someone who doesn’t know how to have a good time

[chessys]

*isnt universally loved* i guess i’ll just Die

[thebestoftumbling]

[iguanamouth]

remembering that you inhabit a body and that your physical appearance is inevitably tied into how people perceive you

[unflatteringcatselfies]

My sister sent this to me of our cat, Sassy with no explanation and I can’t stop laughing

[bogzoi]

I love my yelling goblin child

[genderhexed]

he loves to yell

[memewhore]

[agoodcartoon]

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

[sciencevevo]

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

[officialcyndilauper-deactivated]

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

[cheaphalloweencostume]

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

[bogleech]

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

[dr-archeville]

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

“For the love of God, Montresor!” -Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

[digitaldiscipline]

Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking, whacking on my chamber door.

Resignedly, I placed another layer, voicing a quiet, repeated prayer, “This dude thinks he’s a player, but I am not a point to score, he should fuck off and bother me no more.”

Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

[agoodcartoon]

edgar allen bro

[xzvdfxgjftgykj]

the a in lgbtqa stands for allstar by smash mouth

[fksskakakflsrmrtemendkfmsskdn]

where’d you hear that

[getweirder]

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

[tastefullyoffensive]

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When you realize it’s almost December. 🎄 

[pleatedjeans]

[shubbabang]

them mashed potatoes tho

[maghrabiyya]

i drew a pigeon on ms paint when my internet stopped working do you guys like it

[maghrabiyya]

i drew pigeon some papaya to eat

[maghrabiyya]

I drew pigeon a friend

he brings kiwi

[maghrabiyya]

crow brings a single cherry to the party because it was so last minute and this is all he had in his nest

[maghrabiyya]

robin was going to bring a slice of bread that she found in the park but she ate it on the way there

[nxtlise]

can greg come too?

[t-hy-lla]

coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just

bad