I Am Love And So Are You

23- they/them | main/following acc writing - beachbabey/sable-fable sfw - mama-beebear

[ohenoch]

^ this user loves giant rooks

[hegodamask]

“He built up this totem of Cassian, this kind of voodoo doll, and the fact that he wasn’t even a blip on Cassian’s radar is crushing to him. He’s so desperate to be remembered and to make a difference, and it’s a cut too deep by that point. He’s been betrayed by Dedra and the Empire, and now his one true obsession doesn’t even think he’s worth remembering. He’s heartbroken.” - Kyle Soller

[michonnes]

Graham Norton: Can you do a face off for us?

BONUS CONTENT:

[rubysunnday]

YOUNG SHERLOCK 1.02 - The Case of the Burnt Photograph

[aheadacheandchickenwings]

Ann Baxter: Mr Hayward, how would you like to dance with Miss Bennet?

Mary Bennet: No I couldn't.

Ann Baxter: It will show how eligible you are.

[nessa007]

The Other Bennet Sister (2026) + parallels

[astrodarlings]

Yuna Hollander:

[corestaticmist]

[finelytaylored]

MONTREAL METROS (minus hayden) NEED TO BE CATAPULTED INTO THE SUN

[shanesbian]

x

[rox-and-prose]

Sometimes having mental illness is like living paycheck to paycheck but with your brain

[kingdaisyxoxo]

I believe in beatle wives yuri supremacy

[angelbabymikaa]

[wuuruvu]

[kindly-whisper-norbury]

[virtualgirladvance]

[idontevenhaveone]

... the worst bit is I know several people this could be, especially given the 'in Australia' clarification

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

If you know them then there's a chance I might know some of them and that thought will keep me up at night.

[antikate]

This wasn’t the guy who we all know who used to spray his jeans with Mortein and then light himself on fire, was it?

[harlemshakemp3]

He used to sit at the back of the bus, cup his hand, spray deodorant into it, then open it and light it on fire with a lighter in one fell swoop to try and impress girls.

He had to stop because the bus company begged our school to tell him to stop bc of legal liability. His hands never actually got damaged after doing it for about a year.

[harlemshakemp3]

I reached out to my old friend in question here, because I've been thinking about him all day.

I do not know what "the amulet" is. I have no idea what "the amulet" is referring to.

[harlemshakemp3]

I instantly remembered when he said that.

While we were all at the local park doing legal things that teenagers would do back in the late 2000s, my friend here found a rock at our old smoke spot that was unusually smooth and flat. He liked it so much that he took it to the woodwork classrooms at school, drilled a hole in it, and hung it on a necklace.

When we asked why he weanwearing this dinky-ass pebble on his neck, he claimed it prevented him from ever getting food-related illnesses: wouldn't get food poisoning, couldn't over-eat, was able to ingest anything (prior to him finding The Amulet, a few of us used to play a game called "Devil's Piss" where we would take turns shoving random food bits into a bottle of coke, and the first person to take a sip would get two dollars from the other players).

When we all asked him for the proof that this rock is magical—because nobody believed him, obviously—he said to meet him behind the History block at lunch, where he said he would drink two litres (or half a gallon) of milk in one go and not puke.

We met him there, and about ten of us all watched him down a whole bottle of strawberry milk in two or three breaths.

He didn't puke.

He jumped up and down and punched his stomach to prove it.

He still didn't puke.

I'm so glad I'm alive.

[themythicalcodfish]

this is why you go outside, something like this could never be scripted

[the-haiku-bot]

this is why you go

outside, something like this could

never be scripted

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sweeteststing]

I'll be crying if you are looking for me

[fredhechingerdaily]

FRED HECHINGER as SIMON KALIVODA Fear Street Part One: 1994, dir. Leigh Janiak

[wicktalks]

look who's inside again, bo burnham. // boys dont cry, the cure. // hacks, hbo // don't call us dead, danez smith // inkskinned // stańczyk, jan matejko // succession, hbo