[ohevilangel]

Been a minute Tumblr.

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— Trista Mateer ,“I Still Forget We’re Not Even Friends”

[ohevilangel]

Every morning with her ❤️

[accras]

A woodpecker hitched a ride on the side of this man’s car during a rainy day in Chicago.

[uniquely-khaotic-deactivated201]

Cute but I woulda lost it 😂

[lazysundrops]

Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.

[smokingpixie]

I would have felt so blessed if was chilling on my arm

[ororomunroedontpullout]

*in a thick Chicago accent* “Welcome to Chicago”

[ohevilangel]

“Language barrier prevents car jacking in Chicago.”

[ohevilangel]

“I could lie awake, just to watch you breath.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yntDx4Y4baw

[ohevilangel]

I can get so lost in how empty everything can be.

[ohevilangel]

The moment you feel like you can't pull it off, could very well be the moment you need try the hardest.

JamesThinks

[ohevilangel]

“I wonder, oh how I wonder. When it is you who needs me so much. Who do you speak with when it is not to me?”

[ohevilangel]

There are days you really need someone to ask if you’re okay, and usually they never do.

Then there are day like today, when nothing crazy is wrong.  You’re just stressed out because of yourself, and you want to sit alone in silence.  But everyone keeps asking you to do things, and what is wrong.  The moment you tell them you just wanna be left a lone for the day and to have a quiet day.  

And days like TODAY, are when they start formulating thoughts and assumptions that something bad actually IS wrong, and start bugging the fuck out of you.  

And everything somehow gets progressively worse, because you can’t find the isolation and quiet you really need.  You just want everyone to mind their own fucking business and leave you alone.  But that won’t happen.  

It’s days like today when you finally get people messaging and calling you begging you to go out, come over and have a drink, or they start with the “friend harassment” where they think they’re being funny to tell you not to “puss out and come have a drink” or “You can worry about all that later you just gotta let it go and have a good time”

But no, what you need to do is take advantage of one of the rare moments you’re able to sit and reflect on current problems and think, and formulate solutions yourself.  

Days like today, are one of the biggest reasons, shit never changes.  

[ohevilangel]

[ohevilangel]

So that's the secret... #tea #reading #funny #Travel

[ohevilangel]

#azsunset #Travel #beer #relaxingtime

[ohevilangel]

It's not always so fun being that person that can somehow always tell when someone's lying or hiding their intentions.

But I'll say, it makes it a lot easier to have fun when people are trying to fuck with you or be sneaky about shit.

If you think I don't know, I do. The more sure you are that I don't, the more I probably know.

[erebussociety]

[darkhelvete-deactivated20180918]

[the-reading-nook]

[agirlandhisplatypus]

[newhologram]

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

[vulgareconomics]

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

[guavasaur-deactivated20141002]

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

[thelegendofkungjew-archived-dea]

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

[edwardspoonhands]

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

[coldswarkids]

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

[ohevilangel]

Happiness in a picture. Road trip, husky, & beer.