Non stancarti mai di volermi bene

Laura, 27, UK based, and probably gayer than you.

[infinite-orangepeel]

learning how to become fluent in pet names with the girls

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[andhumanslovedstories]

Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. There’s been a lot of people on this site lately being like “oooh no don’t make viral uwu I’m so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications can’t handle 10k reblogs” well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly I’m not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think it’d be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting “famous tumblr popcorn post” on the list

[andhumanslovedstories]

Hi there guys. It’s me, again. It is December 8, and my birthday is December 16 (and fyi I didn’t even get my birthday off from work which I’m being so brave about, just saying) and I want you all to gather round and listen to my pitch. I could tell you that I really want this, which I do but I also think it’d be really funny to NOT reach my goal and to start my thirties on the note of failure but like a really stupid kind that doesn’t matter and is very funny. I could tell you that getting this post to a million notes will benefit you in some way, but it absolutely won’t, except in the general tumblr sense of getting to participate in committing to the crowdsourced bit, which is actually the truest joy this webbed site can offer. I could even be very earnest and say something how for better or worse tumblr had a hand in defining my twenties, and even when I’ve been infuriated with parts of it, it is genuinely the only social media that doesn’t make me feel like shit and isn’t impossible for me to use, and at very hard times in my life the weird community has been a comfort, but that’s TOO EARNEST. Knock that shit off.

Instead, I offer you this: if you reblog this post with tags, like anything at all in the tags, multiple reblogs won’t be collated together meaning that you can make my notifications truly unusable. Think about that you fuckin jackals. Can you resist the urge to be both helpful and annoying as shit

[poniatowskaja]

In true European spirit and to stop this domination of the English language, I think all participating countries should have to draw their language of performance by lot ahead of the competition out of a selection of participants’ official languages. Montenegro will now perform in Swedish. Latvia will now sing in Romanian. It will be fun. 

[saintmelangell]

serbia’s performance has everything. gregorian monks, marina abramović references, a cutting discussion of mental health in a post-capitalist society, a song in serbian and latin, a milf,

[hgedits]

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend + fave Broadway homages

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[larval-tear]

i dont want to pandemic

[larval-tear]

i want be held by women

[halalcocaine]

there she goes again, daydreaming about her future house and how she’ll decorate it knowing she can’t afford a house in this economy ever. and by she i mean me.

[grantairelibere]

Made a rude uquiz about Les Mis

[grantairelibere]

What Les Mis character (derogatory) are you

[ensignbeedrill]

Every digression Listen. I love an infodump as much as the next person, but not like this. Not like this.

[mae-martin]

When I’m with you… that is the only time I feel alive.

[sarahanne-jones]

“i love you.” (1.03)

[hotvampireadjacent]

[snowywhiteghastlypale]

This is the hauntingly beautiful Shelley Memorial at Oxford. Commissioned to depict how his drowned body looked washed ashore. I hope to view this in person one day. Photo source: http://hcshakespeare.blogspot.com/

[mulderscully]

THE GOOD PLACE | 3.01 — “Everything Is Bonzer!” (2018)

[embroideryinsp]

Cecile Davidovici - Website | Instagram: @ceciledavidovici

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

This is my first rodeo actually. What do you call this one? "Horse" huh? Fascinating

[mac-the-knife]

you ever have a piece of bread that’s so good you understand the plot of les miserables?

[thesweetpianowritingdownmylife]

opposite energy from tasting turkish delights for the first time and wondering wtf was edmund on

[libraryoftheancients]

Edmund was on WWII sugar rationing.