hiii my name is 💥 micah 💥 and this is my selfship sideblog! i use he/him and im a certified transsexual 🔥 aroace and gay as well. its a complex and wondrous thing yk how it is ‼️ i’m also australian 🎉
i tend to see my selfships as more on the fictional side; i like to explore the relationships like any other relationship in fiction, meaning that it wont always be the healthiest, so… keep that in mind i guess 👍
i dont like to associate this blog too closely with my main but if you get notifs from a blog with a url starting with d and a rainbow pfp of castiel, thats almost definitely me! if u wanna know the exact url feel free to ask and i’ll let you know 👍
you can also check out my strawpage for some general info about me and an f/o list, etc. :^) (this post is still best for seeing my platonic and familial f/os tho)
i draw sometimes ‼️ i tag all my art with “#my art”
my main f/os are dave s.trider & c.handler bing but ive also got a couple more in the bag!
proship and closely associated please kindly don’t follow 🙏 strictly nsfw or 18+ blogs preferably dni too closely also . generally tho i’ll just block people i don’t want interacting
i think bi gays and bi lesbians are awesome and if you put them in your dni i will probably not want to talk to you sorry
f/o list, sharing boundaries, etc. below the cut!
for romantic f/os, my general policy is that i’m not particularly comfortable with sharing (as in, someone else also *romantically* shipping with them) and while you’re free to follow or interact if we share f/os, keep in mind i’m less likely to follow back— this ofc does not apply if i follow first. platonic, familial, etc. f/os im totally fine with sharing, in fact i think thats awesome
also! i have no tagging system— that being said, if you want me to tag a certain ship for filtering purposes or similar, i’d be happy to do so!
characters i talk about in a romantic manner (some are f/os, some not, it’s complicated):
dave strider (homestuck) — f/o. thats my boyf riend . basically my first proper f/o i heart him lots 💗
chandler bing (friends) — f/o. thats also my boyf riend. my beloved sarcastic repressed boring yet not boring guy. this may come as a surprise but i also love him lots
hitch (ruby redfort) — f/o. i dont talk about him as much but i do love him. middle aged secret agent who’s afraid of crocodiles and is secretly silly :-)
prismo (adventure time) — f/o. also dont talk about him as much but i love him i prommy. idc that he’s 2D i will find a way to give him a kiss 🫡
jeremy usbourne (peep show) — practically an f/o atp but im in denial. side effect of my recent peep show obsession was developing a secondary obsession with this freak (edit: he’s an f/o basically)
joel fleischman (northern exposure) — kind of like an f/o but it’s complicated because i don’t like to think my s/i and him would have a commited lasting monogamous relationship and i don’t want that so he’s like my fictional situationship to put it simply. i do like him romantically tho its just like i dunno man ITS COMPLICATED 😭 love that freak tho.
jonny goodman (friday night dinner) — fictional crush or something i dont even know. i was briefly obsessed with him during my fnd interest period and i still hold him dearly and sometimes rewatch some fnd episodes and think of him (edit: also effectively an f/o)
dave [i have to check if he has a canon last name actually] (northern exposure) — i hauve a crush on him basically and idk what exactly my s/i’s relationship to him would be but at the very least he is my friend i have a crush on 😌
bernard black (black books) — i truly dont know tbh i just love black books and am a little obsessed with him. manny & fran too but i dont have gay little crushes on them so
rick (the young ones) — i maybeee have a teensy tiny crush on him. but i’ve not seen enough of the young ones yet to decide if i wanna ship with him or anything yet
characters i have some sort of weird little qpr situation with
foxy (fnaf) — idk how to explain it he was one of the first characters i started selfshipping with in some variety and i like him :-)
the nice cream guy (deltarune) — he’s a developed character 2 meeee. we’re gayass boy best friends
red guy (dhmis) — who knows but it’s not a normal friendship folks
characters that are my friendssss my familyyy etc. you get the idea
toriel & asgore dreemurr (deltarune) — my parents:)
kris & asriel dreemurr (deltarune) — my siblings:)
basically the entire rest of the main characters from the other medias ive already mentioned — my friends:)
maggie o’connell (northern exposure) — MY FRIENDDD:) she gets a special mention because i love her so much
chris stevens (northern exposure) — originally was in the romantic section but my feelings have evolved and changed since finishing the show . i now feel very strongly that chris is a trans woman and i think my s/i and her would probably get together once or twice early in the series but very quickly realise we’re better off as friends . so basically she’s my close friend, ex in a way i guess and also in my vision of the show she transitions at some point and perhaps… (smiles bashfully) perhaps my s/i could help her with that
JOEL: You know, Leonard, when you're in your third year of medical school, you start making rounds, and— Well, l— I was terrible with patients. I was stiff, unnatural. I didn't know how to talk to 'em. My palms would literally sweat. My upper lip would twitch. I just— I dreaded going up on the wards. Actually, I— I started to seriously think about specializing in pathology. See, uh, that way I wouldn’t have to deal with people - just pieces of'em.
LEONARD: That makes sense, I guess.
JOEL: Yeah. But there was this one patient, and he'd been in the hospital, I guess about two weeks. Abdominal pain, weight loss, low-grade fever. Nobody could diagnose him. And I'm talking to the guy one day— you know, not as a doctor, just shooting the breeze.
imagine your f/o on a dating app and you make a fake profile with the username SuperHottie429 and use a fake picture and catfish the fuck out of them and they actually fall for all of it like a fucking idiot
