Jackalope

just a little boy blogging from the edge of the universe 🐢 (Xe/Xem)

[meladoodle]

Hey welcome to my blog

lower your expectations immediately

[yeytomi]

This one looks good I guess (I tried to make him look more like in manga.)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

[cyberspadeling]

i like to think that queen prefers to wear suits or pants. i LOVE all the art of her where she's fancy and regal in a stunning dress!! however in my mind her style is ... i can't explain it with words but please see my vision right here

[cheezydraws]

I had to

[thememedaddy]

[teal-morphsuit-guy-offical]

hey riley what the fuck does this mean

[aroace-ryland-grace]

mr krabs at the chernobyl nuclear reactor

[willgrahamscock]

how it feels to be surrounded by perverted mutants

[willgrahamscock]

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

[willgrahamscock]

oh come onnnnnn

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[daylightglitch]

ABSOLUTELY DIABOLICAL 💀💀💀

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

when fictional creatures are characterized as having superhuman agility (e.g. some versions of vampires) i think they should also canonically have flabby skin. "this species has catlike predator traits" ok now give it catlike baggy skin for flexibility. make its tummy jiggle like a slinky

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this website feels like home

[ricky-tiki-tah]

I love how the biggest space guys on tumblr right now, Dr. Captain Ryland Grace and Simon the Convict, are played by Mark “send me to space I don’t care if I don’t come back” Iplier, and Ryan “oh my god please don’t send me to space. Why are you sending me to space?!?” Gosling.

I just think that’s hilarious

[zer0brainc3lls]

Grace not specifying when he says he only has a life span of 70-90 years that ALL humans have that amount of time so Rocky thinks he has some kind of illness that Grace won’t talk about so now he’s on a mission to find out what’s wrong with Grace and cure it

[geyfrog]

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

[catmask]

crazy thang is whenever someone makes a post talkng about how xyz thing annoys them someone will always go 'oh so we're not even allowed to do [thing] anymore??' like no you literally can. that person just will not like you. if that is enough to stop you then its not that youre not allowed its that you are not capable of existing outside of the approval of others

[catmask]

why are you asking for permission. begging? are you a dog or a man

[catmask]

there it is

[solvatochrome]

unpopular cookie opinions

the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part

deal with it

[oldeytancragg]

darkness without light is an abyss

light without darkness is blinding

you cannot have a coin with one side.

[solvatochrome]

yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie

[solvatochrome]

its almost been 14 years. i could have birthed a child and it would be 13 now. i could have done anything with my life but i’m still just on this website

on the bright side, i stopped trying to kill myself since then lol

[themo-themo]

my interpretation and 3 cents to the bloodymary tag (sorry i was busy reading the 943 fanfics)

[vv0812]

The idea of Grace been something as an olympic athletic for things like running and throwing things far, or jumping at the perspective of the Eridians is quite funny to me, because I think that Rocky would be the first one to watch him jogging or doing exercise and he would tell the other eridians, and they would not believe him until they watched him go, they think it was one of those situations in which people lie to be more interesting, so they were surprise that Grace could actually run and jog for long times.

I can picture Grace showing them videos of the olympics and they would think 1) humans are quite resistant creatures and 2) they would have a lot of questions about the sports humans do.

[termagax]

yknow what pisses me da fuck off. how gay men get to be like teehee im too gay to care about women but lesbians are still expected to center men to the extent that jokes about Characters Who Are Lesbian Icons are always men. "lesbian and her boy blorbo" are the most popular jokes about lesbians on this website. "x man is a he/him lesbian" headcanons outnumber actual content about lesbian characters 10:1 even in series with well-written female characters. but sure youre Too Gay to think about a Yucky Female for ten seconds and you HAVE to broadcast this fact in the notes of posts abt fandom misogyny

[termagax]

like im not immune to Being A Lesbian Obsessed With Some Guy but like isnt it unfair that men are considered the default and universally appealing + relatable regardless of sexual interest but if you dont want to fuck women youre suddenly free from ever having to think or care about them in any context