Happymess

Chloe. 20-something. lawyer. Minneapolis/Auckland/D.C. over-caffeinated. logical. aspiring aerialist/contortionist. ultimate frisbee. nomad. Minnesota hip hop forever. I dig music, mustaches, and good company.

[alicenthightower]

[cruvcio]

[anantucketsummer]

[ohhappymess]

Mood at all times.

[i-gwarth]

You’re welcome

[thesporkidentity]

[Narrator: A scientist in Peru [pause for peep] captured this, escaping from the tiny body [pause for peep] of a sleeping hummingbird. [pause for peep] A high-pitched [pause for peep] but unmistakable snore. [pause for peep] Hummingbirds are loved for their beauty and speed [pause for peep] but this one was behaving a little bit like a human. [pause for peep] The perfect cute-response trigger.]

[continuants]

[pause for peep]

[rottedthoughts]

[kg19h]

Lmao

[valykas-deactivated20190916]

Me too girl

[ohhappymess]

Same.

[the-eaglebearer]

[stability]

(Via doodlebug001)

[ohhappymess]

Me: I am a pretty chill and laid back guy

My Doctor: You have a literal diagnosed anxiety disorder

[halimex98]

Why grow balls when you can grow a vagina

[baal-hala]

vaginas don’t represent courage, dignity, or strength

[reginaeinferos]

I’m sorry, when you can push a five to ten pound human out of your body then you can talk to us about courage, dignity and strength.

[thegreatmadman-deactivated20160]

I need a nap and an orgasm.

(via morphine-and-cigarettes)

[tamper]

[ohhappymess]

Sometimes words are held in for so long that they build and build and build and then explode out of you during a frenzied anxiety attack. Sometimes, that's the only way to feel better. I feel lighter than I have in weeks.

[mrteenbear]

[decaf-oatmilk-latte]

[teesadutta]

[smartgirlsattheparty]

YASSSS

[lilbabybaddie]

[ohhappymess]

(via haeinsa, haeinsa, punar-bhava)