hai

Your face is clogging up my dreams, smiling so god damn tenderly

[onlytwitterpics]

[stability]

[wooooooo00w-deactivated20241205]

[ohhdesiree]

how to wake me up: you don't

[bombaynights-deactivated2019111]

me: *adds lmao bye at the end of my will*

[omariospizza]

when your sibling has the same last name as you

[tastefullyoffensive]

[fakehermes-deactivated20170207]

[grindlebone]

[fauxfable]

when your friend says something nasty

[kant-deactivated20190908]

[craicchapel]

me when there’s drama: people are so childish, grow up me also:

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

her: wtf you only lasted like 10 seconds 

me: nothing lasts forever 

[pomeranian2]

[vulcat]

I’M SOBBING I WAS TAKING A PHOTO OF A TOOTHBRUSH FOR SCHOOL AND IT LOOKS SO SAD

[vulcat]

[ohhdesiree]

I am the toothbrush

[ohhdesiree]

me drinking liquor

*sittin down drinking*

me: this shit weak. I ain't even drunk.

*stands up*

me: help

[bird-paws]

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

The Year 2028

Since the introduction of Pokemon Go, people have never been healthier. Everyone knows everyone in their neighbourhoods. Loneliness is an archaic concept. All national borders have been erased so players can search for pokemon unrestricted. There is no war. There is no suffering. The planet is finally at peace.