my name is OMAR

Hi I'm Omar and i used to have a lot of followers but they all died probably Tell me a biology joke and we'll be life long friends. "It's not risque. It's art." var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "4747094"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); | -------------------------

[omariospizza]

[omariospizza]

hey I have no idea how 32k people still follow me but thanks lmaoooooo

[omariospizza]

I haven’t posted on tumblr in 373962 years maybe I will start to use it again this summer

If you see this post, please like it! I’m trying to gauge how many of my followers are active!

[we-only-attack-ourselves]

THE US MENTAL HEALTH SYSTEM IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

Ok serious rant, please reblog and spread the word because this needs to get out. I legitimately told my therapist that I am going to kill myself and have been doing all the research. She called every hospital that takes my (very good) insurance and not a single one has a bed for me and some even have 4 WEEK WAITLISTS. 4 WEEKS How many people will die during this period who literally are denied the help they deserve????? How many more suicides will we have simply because there isn’t even room for someone? WE NEED CHANGE Stop with the thoughts and prayers, stop with the “this could have been prevented, they were loved by so many people” NO CHANGE IS NEEDED NOW Call your local senator and ask about mental health and how things can be changed so more hospital beds can be added Call for those who didn’t make it and those who won’t make it in the future

[blackness-by-your-side]

[omariospizza]

i know i don’t come on here very often but for anyone who still follows me...

my university has been going through a lot of “issues” over the past week following the administration letting a white nationalist speak at an event

below are screenshots from this student who’s been posting all over facebook pages with his racist bullshit and i’m asking that anyone with a twitter retweet the tweet i posted so that we can have the administration address it 

https://twitter.com/omariospizza/status/937504059661127680

if you don’t mind retweeting this tweet, please do.. 

[questionableadvice]

[endlessme]

Don’ts for Boys or, Errors of Conduct Corrected, by an Old Boy, 1902

[cultofthewyrm]

The U.S. government is using Thanksgiving to hide its plans to destroy net neutrality

The timeless art of the news dump.

This is important and everyone should know about it. Ajit Pai is an unapologetic piece of shit and he needs to be opposed at every turn. Signal boost. 

[fullhalalalchemist]

democrats AND republicans both want net neutrality. advocacy groups in touch with congress have said that if your members of congress receive calls from you, they are more encouraged and more likely to take action to stop Pai’s plan to gut net neutrality. after Nov. 22, it will be MUCH HARDER to convince your member of congress.

please, call them. call them daily.

https://www.battleforthenet.com/

hey guys, please reblog this version and don’t forget to call!!! if you are nervous about calling, you can use resistbot to send faxes to your reps and the stance app to pre-record your message so you won’t have to speak to anyone. (available in both google play and app store)

[sad-yonsei-deactivated20220918]

bro 1: do you want a protein shake bro? bro 2: nah bro bro 1: why bro? bro 2: because you’re the only one who gives me strength bro bro 1: bro.

[artisticlog-deactivated20231213]

This is a phenomena known as crown shyness ☘️✨🍃

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

Two trees, chilling in a forest, five inches apart cus they’re not gay

[distractedboyfriend]

Stay the fuck away from this dude

[omgs]

why is she lightly tapping on her shoulder while she is literally riding her man in front of her eyes????

[thesoftestglimmer]

What a roller coaster

[brainstatic]

Not sure what’s funnier, thinking Obama was president in 2005 or not realizing that’s a picture of Condoleezza Rice.

[ambelle]

I want this picture on my wedding cake

[queenrhenna]

[turnipfritters]

remember how malia obama never tweeted incriminating emails of herself colluding with foreign powers. i miss that.

[ingtarwolf-deactivated20181002]

No she just smoked weed while being guarded by federal agents. But please. Keep acting like either side has a right to the moral high ground.

[algo-hermoso]

You’re really fucking stupid if you think a teenager smoking weed is comparable to a grown adult colluding with foreign powers to shift the election.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’M SCREAMING, THIS PERSON REALLY THOUGHT SMOKING WEED AND TREASON ARE ON PAR!

[heterokatedison]

[ignorantsanonymous]

[camellia-quince]

Tweet of our fucking lifetime

[fkaeros]

I work at a swim school and we occasionally have birthday parties. I over hear a conversation one of the kids had with their mom

Hears conversation between a mom and daughter who is like 6.

Mom: Looking at news article on phone about Sam Smith**

Girl: Mommy why is Sam Smith kissing a boy?

Mom: it’s because he’s gay honey.

Girl: Mommy what does gay mean?

Mom: Like girls like boys, it’s when boys like boys.

Girl: Oh….well why can’t girls like girls?

Mom: They can they’re called lesbians.

Girl: lessions?

Mom: No, Les-Bee-Ens.

Girl: Oh Okay,….can I be lesbian?

Mom: Sure, only if you feel that way, why?

Girl: Cuz there’s this girl name katey and she’s really really pretty like prettier then Elsa.

Mom: PRETTIER THAN ELSA?!?!

Girl: Yeah, I want her to be my girlfriend.

Mom: Okay, wait…what about that other kid you liked, that boy named Jimmy.

Girl: I don’t like Jimmy anymore, I only said that cause I thought I didn’t have anymore options but boys.

Mom: *starts dying laughing*

Me *starts dying laughing*

[loveshocks]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BT_Wj5mFQ2v/