might as well

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[dragon-in-a-fez]

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[targetedknowledge]

[starg0ld]

[hozierswift]

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

[stjohnstarling]

In my opinion the human body gets dehydrated too easily.

[stjohnstarling]

Also when it wants water it’s a secret for some fucking reason.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[deceasedcardinal]

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

[keychaingirl]

literally how is traffic real everyone just go