Vogue

Kendall Nicole Jenner. Mother of three. Daughter. Model. Nineteen. Married to Dylan O'Brien

[ohitskendall-blog]

I really don't have a shit about what people say. ✌️stopped caring about biting my tongue

[ohitskendall-blog]

Bye this place is cliquey as FUCK. Lol bye

[bhfamiliesrp-deactivated2015062]

Okay, so if you’re never allowed to feed a gremlin after midnight… when do you feed them? I mean isn’t it always after midnight when it’s not midnight?

[ohitskendall-blog]

That’s true, and such a weird thought. Well, they say you can’t wear white after labor day but it’s always after labor day.

[dadefronx-deactivated20150911]

The amount of Zac’s shirtless pictures or in underwear on the net are crazy. Like – I don’t even know how to react. It’s supposed to be  “something personal for my eyes”, no? At least something that I don’t have to share with the world you know? That’s weird.

[ohitskendall-blog]

Well pictures from the past you can’t really control. I mean yes I see where you’re coming from but they’re just pictures and you have the real thing.

[yeahxneens]

“Can somebody please bring me a handkerchief? Those who have seen The Judge will understand me.

[ohitskendall-blog]

I haven’t seen it but I might watch it one day.

[penelopeelroy]

“I honestly think my child never sits still. She’s been kicking me practically all day.”

[ohitskendall-blog]

That’s how I felt when I was pregnant with Mia and Ava.

[ohitskendall-blog]

My wifi is broken. Getting it fixed

[tfrory-blog]

I still don’t get why hackie sack is all of a sudden becoming popular? 

[tfrory-blog]

[ohitskendall-blog]

Well, it’s becoming popular again. I don’t know why though.

[bondiisms]

“- You saw nothing”

[ohitskendall-blog]

“I definitely didn’t see you pulling the duck face.”

[wbumila-deactivated20150913]

So i have confession to make last night i was dancing around in my under wear while my son was a sleep listening to Lines Vines and Trying Times and a Justin Bieber album to say that they’re my guilty pleasures to cheer me up is an understatement!  Don’t judge me!!! 

[ohitskendall-blog]

Aw that’s cute. Lines, Vines, and Trying Times was a great album. Well at least he has good taste.

[ohitskendall-blog]

Text || Kendall

JB: xi lots my dcar keys. neemd a ridec, fucking help me. imma die in the wild streets oh my god

Kendall: How did you lose your keys? Where are you?

[brahford-blog]

[ohitskendall-blog]

I was hoping that would be your answer. I love you, Kendall. 

Why wouldn’t it have been my answer? I love you too, Dylan. What movie are we going to watch?

[ohitskendall-blog]

Why do guys in horror movies always grab a bat when they hear a strange noise? Or when someone hears strange noises they walk through the house asking who’s there as if the bad guy is going to reply and tell them where they are. 

[ashton-ffs]

Got the desire to make pancakes at 10 PM…did I do it? Of course I did.

[ohitskendall-blog]

Is there a wrong time to make pancakes? I made them before at 2 am when I was pregnant with the twins.

[dadefronx-deactivated20150911]

“ So. You know when you’re pregnant when you’re like crying watching the end of toy story. Sadhana looked at me in the weirdest way ever. I had to say that I had something in the eyes I was too ashamed to admit that it makes me emotional. Someone for bring me strawberries now? Let the good part of pregnancy begin.”

[ohitskendall-blog]

“I don’t think that’s a sign because a lot of people have done this. No, sorry -- but you could go get some strawberries.”

[ohitskendall-blog]

Actually you can only be my favorite if I’m your favorite too. 

You’ve been my favorite for a long time, babe.