oh NO it's you

[edrazeba]

[taylor-ruth]

My roommate is gay but I believe we’re probably like platonic soulmates bc whenever I text him “bad day” he picks me up a greek salad and a five guys fry and whenever he texts me “bad day” i pick him up ribs and cheesecake at bbq heaven on MLK street and we texted each other “bad day” at the same time today and came home to each other’s food that’s like. real love imo. 

[small-cabbage-deactivated201809]

Need me a freak like that

[bahliss2]

[cometothedarkssidewehavecandy]

[flamande]

[childmagazine]

[ohjocey]

me, very serious and making intense eye contact with my pet: I Will Lay Down My Life For You, I Would Kill A Man For You, Do You Understand?

pet: :/

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

Him: I’m gonna cum!

Me: 

[mylittlesanity]

DELETE THIS NOW

[gangstur-love-deactivated201606]

this is real!

[entermyvoidd-deactivated2018032]

😂😂😂

[linrenzo]

GOD

[tinitigan]

[inkskinned]

when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice” and i’d put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like “such form! this level of coloring! why i haven’t seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk… it seems she’s made … a monochrome pink canvas…. i haven’t seen this attempted since winter 1932… and i gotta say, jeff, it’s absolutely splendid”  and she’d fall back giggling. at the end of every night she’d check with me: “did you really like it?” and i’d say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in.

she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. 

“thank you,” it said, “to somebody who saw the best in me.”

[kerenvaisblay]

I just cried.

[matvrity]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

[coltre]

it’s so nice when toxic people stop talking to you it’s like the trash took itself out

[islamicthinking]

[queerlyquinn-deactivated2025031]

My therapist and I decided that from now on, when I’m thinking something negative about myself, I’m going to imagine that Donald Trump is saying it, because it’s really easy for me to just tell him to fuck off.

Example:

Trump: “Your thighs are fat.” Me: “Fuck you and your fucking wall.”

I think we’re onto something here.

[justedrecoverythings]

this is probably the best coping skill I’ve ever seen and I am ten billion percent going to use it too

[lunacourtois]

[methhomework]

[getofftheinternerd]

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

mood

[10memes]

[newtgeiszler]

she was like “well i’ve come this far”