[whomst-call-ghonsbubsters]

[necromimetics]

can’t stop thinking about my friend’s cishet partner who said last night that he doesn’t think anyone is the same gender. god-tier take.

[bittergourdsoup-deactivated2024]

i am chronically online but not in a way that others recognise unless they are also an active tumblr user in the year 2023 🫡

[dorothygale]

[important-animal-images]

[husborth-deactivated20241109]

there was a comic once that had vader test pilot imperial aircraft, and don't get me wrong, he would, he is absolutely an individual who would strap himself into a large metal contraption of questionable stability and then proceed to hurtle it at vicious speed through the air. he totally would. i'm just saying that insane imperial engineers building ships to catapult pilots through the air are probably designing at least some aviation death traps, and darth vader would be a very, very bad metric for what the average person can survive. vader tests a ship that accelerates so fast it makes him black out for several seconds and cracks a few vertebrae, and then okays the thing for mass production anyway, because of course he does. he survived burning to death in a volcano, if his spine gets crushed by g forces he just fucking shrugs and continues about his job, pain is literally his evil religion. turns out if you are not a wizard who turns pain into psychic energy that ship has a 50% chance of killing you to fuck.

[treecitysessions]

[treecitysessions]

My favorite part of having posted this is how u guys are now in the tags telling me all these different cultures you associate this hat with. This hat is a global phenomenon

[treecitysessions]

Working class Irish people 🤝 little polish boys 🤝 African dads 🤝 male Jewish professors 🤝communists in the parliament of the Weimar Republic

Wearing this hat apparently idk

[undeadcas]

hoping i get penetrated in a barn next

[bloodydeanwinchester]

[themaskedlady]

[roundo]

I love the way “tumblrina” was first used by like sweaty anti-sjw dudes to describe the hysterical screeching masses on here and then we fully embraced it and use it as a term of endearment. Reclaimed slur

[roundo]

I can’t believe some of you didn’t know this is where tumblrina came from… please learn your herstory before reclaiming :/

[cannibalchicken]

your friends love you, your brain is just mean

[animentality]

[wynought]

[ID: A Twitter thread by Crow @SewageCrow consisting of 4 tweets, with the first tweet having been posted on May 6th 2023. The tweets read (spelling and punctuation preserved):

Once my brother got into a fist fight with a trans guy and when he got sent to the principals office the principal kept going like "how DARE you hit a WOMEN" and my brother got so offended on the trans guys behalf that he got in a fight with the principal too

this will forever be my favorite story about him *Beats the shit out of a trans man* "Omg what did you just do to that GIRL???" "THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL HIM" *Beats the shit out of a transphobe to defend said trans man*

Just to clarify it was only a verbal fight with the principal

Update: I was wrong he did infact try to punch the principal they just stopped him

End ID]

[sodomyaspraxis]

[anime-penis]

they're called mutuals

[brucebocchi]

[aptronyms]

shoutout to anthropomorphic snakes in animated movies doing poses that would normally require arms by creatively using their coils as arms instead. gotta be one of my favorite genders

[aptronyms]

this is what it's all about

[dreamwithintheheart]

I gotta add my girl Summer to this post. 

[dragonindigo245]

Summer is a master of using coils like arms and hands

[sweet--tooth]

[wheresanegg-blog]

i’ve seen a lot of really messed up images in my time on the internet, weird fetish shit, even a few IRL gore images but nothing. NOTHING evokes such a deep seated, gut wrenching fear in me like this image of the fucking water slide from Action Park with the loop in it

[beaft]

hey what the fuck

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[allons-ynumberten-deactivated20]

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[peachdoxie]

Everyone here is dead.

[memesnotwelcome]

[prokopetz]

Video game cutscene introducing a female non-humanoid alien who looks exactly like her male counterparts because her species isn’t dimorphic in any way that humans can perceive, but the camera angles and audio cues still do the thing. All slowly panning over her dorsal ridges before getting to her light-sensing organs and lingering on her secondary manipulator appendages just a bit too long.

[prokopetz]

#and then it DOESN’T do this for the human women implying the target audience is male members of the alien species (via @peemil)