Fucked

[raccccoooon]

[lilpicassa-deactivated20180724]

[youthxcrew69]

what the FUCK is this supposed to say 

[stormmysticism-deactivated20240]

This is the new imagine touch the sky

[bunnygirlheart]

There’s more to it.

That … almost helps ?

[axeystuff]

THAT’S EVEN WORSE OH MY GOD

[catwithbenefits]

the time it takes to parse that is about the amount of time it takes to lose a customer

[mostlygibberish]

Holy shit… [bigger image here]

[solong-gaybowser]

Someone got paid to make this

[loremerchant]

Every typographer just simultaneously puked shit and died.

[icarusthesupernaturalpig]

Look at him, he is so happy with himself.

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

“I’m on mobile someone add a pic”

2007-2017

[sofstova993-deactivated20110910]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

[onlytwitterpics]

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

i once was so angry that my dad didn’t buy me a soda that i told the police about it

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

let me elaborate

i was like 4 and it was summer, and i walked up to a policeman on the street and tugged on his uniform to catch his attention and very angrily went “excuse me sir, i am VERY hot and my dad doesn’t want to buy me a soda!!!”

and he held back the laughter and with a very serious tone told my dad “sir, can’t you see the young lady needs a drink?“ 

and i just stood there feeling like the most powerful fucking child in the universe

[drovie]

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

[drovie]

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

[afkland]

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

[drovie]

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[awwww-cute]

Found this little guy at college today

[soutasemeshiro-deactivated20151]

I wonder what he is majoring in.

[rynnay]

maybe neuroscience.

[ruinedchildhood]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lighthouxe-deactivated20181201]

people need to stop pushing caitlyn jenner as a trans leader of resistance asap

[micdotcom]

After a homophobic tweet, beauty vlogger Manny Gutierrez’s showed what real parents are made of

[prevsofialamb-blog]

the sudden decrease in animation quality between the first hunchback and the sequel is both hilarious and sad 

[xavantina]

The Return of Jafar charliekelly69:

i had to reblog this because im actually pissig mysefl

Let’s take a second to compare Aladdin to The Return of Jafar:

Ouch

[once-delight]

Esmorolda and Corpet

[moe-moe-watches]

kelverse

[nicolas-px]

[myspacelegend]

[lasimms]

[inked-up-devil-doc-blog]

I’ve been hysterically wheezy laughing at the last gif for about two minutes solid

[karmadash-is-shippingtrash]

I get so angry, then u get to the last gif and I’m crying of laughter

[veryoldnobodylookatthis]

SDHKKDHKSDFH

[browsedankmemes]

[sculptureoflimitations-deactiva]

[sana-bakkoush]

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