Float like a butterflySting like a bee

👽

[stimman4000]

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[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

huh?

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[curseworm]

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

[curseworm]

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

[curseworm]

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

[wiianator-deactivated20191229]

Somebody post negatively about the ocean, I have a meme I want to use

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

The ocean is bad and puts sand in my hair

[wiianator-deactivated20191229]

[luischocolatier]

There should be a joke account called “nsfw photos” in which all of them are stuff like this

[one-time-i-dreamt]

That’s a brilliant idea

[photosthatarensfw]

Did someone call?

[luischocolatier]

Someone actually did it!!!!!!!

[loblawdogblog]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[uhmnohoney-deactivated20210204]

Cate Blanchett though. 

[allthatcold]

get yourself someone who can do both

[what-a-catch]

@gwen-no-fear

[gokuma]

You could do the same with Lee Pace

[write-like-an-american]

What I’m getting from this is that Marvel turns elves Goth

[cakeisnotpie]

[araniaart]

[azrael-the-lucifan]

I KNEW HOPE LOOKED FAMILIAR.

[comingupforblair]

He wasn’t an elf but there’s also Karl Urban

[rebelle-capitan]

My favourite thing to come out of that whole Dress thing was this:

[varusteleka]

sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

[diamondguls]

Are you….. A reptile ?

[nyanbinyuri]

what are you a cop? mind your business 

[adhdheather]

to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes

five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

[zaptap]

[frender-archive]

in this gay and age,

[cutekittengif]

[gray-firearms-deactivated201905]

He looks so insulted

[sentry-34]

He did the “You motherfucker” nod omfg

[enchantedfaeryforeste]

[2-shane-s]

He think he duck

[yamino]

How to draw a fist! 

[morbidkeii]

oH MY GOD. wHAT.

[red-white-black]

[pangur-and-grim]

[dragonrex]

May I add?

[artistmitchy]

I reblogged this earlier but I forgot to add my own cat.

[pangur-and-grim]

I think the lesson is, try all you want to breed them into regality, but at the day’s end the base material is still an idiot cat

[catchymemes]

[opossummypossum]

yes

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