wtf

17,

[demoniac]

Starboy

[zachabee-deactivated654323]

have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was while you’re falling asleep in class and that makes it not so bad that you’re tired anymore

[ohmygeerd]

fml....

[ellacalm]

Sometimes I feel so– I don’t know– lonely. The kind of helpless feeling when everything you’re used to has been ripped away. Like there’s no more gravity, and I’m left to drift in outer space with no idea where I’m going’
Like a little lost Sputnik?’
I guess so.

Sputnik Sweetheart, Haruki Murakami (via ellacalm)

[i-am-my-own-drugs-deactivated20]

[3am-poet]

It’s 4am and the memories haven’t left.

3am-poet (via 3am-poet)

[weloveshortvideos]

[amouratous]

I loved you before I ever touched you.

(via one-last–ride)

[caughtinyourhipster]

[piiiimp]

Touchy girls are my favorite

Grab my hand, I don’t care if you have to take my phone out of it. Make me look, if you want a kiss then turn my head by my jaw. Pull me close, it doesn’t matter wether it’s by my hips or my collar. Like put a hand on my thigh, no motive needed. I’m all over that shit.

[sadviolences]

[idontknowimdrunk]

[hookayy-deactivated20211224]

Fighting the urge to text/call someone really fucking sucks

[euo]

[kjolly]

[skullxcrusher-deactivated201501]

nostalgia is a liar. nothing was ever as good as you remember it to be. there’s a reason you don’t talk to that person anymore, there’s a reason you’re not part of each other’s lives. don’t trust nostalgia. grieve. reflect. move on.

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[thefeywildling]

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

[47lamborghinis-deactivated20160]

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

[jdeko]

Evangelation

[sirchubbybunny]

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

[tomysshadow-deactivated20230715]

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

[bldvnbln]

This is wonderful