Eat Diesel Everyday

nat they them whatever fits gosh and golly even

[ohmygoditworked]

chat im rebooting!!! also hi hello I haven’t been here in an entire year I hope all who see this are well!!! I’ve now watched and am rewatching Uprooted but have also unfortunately gotten into the show Rick and Morty. these two shows are combining to give me a burgeoning interest in Smiling Friends. i just buzzed off all my hair. I would do anything for my house to talk. I want a place to put comics and fanart so that is going to be here under the new name dieseleatingart or something similar if possible idk

how are you all??? how’s things going?????? chat in comments/rbs????????????

go find @dieseleatingart on instagram :)))

prev was @vampiric-succulent hi!!!

things INBOUND GET READY

[ohmygoditworked]

imagine having one of the largest genomes of any organism on earth and spending 420 million years evolving into the dominant species of this planet and then that new dominant species just keeps you as a pet

[lungfish-official]

i mean, it's food and shelter forever? endless hedonism for free!

[ohmygoditworked]

I feel so honored omg

[chronictranssexuality]

"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

[memorycycle]

deinosuchus wouldve loved a lamb souvlaki

[ohmygoditworked]

bro is made to eat that shit UP

[twinsfawn]

baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

[too-witches-to-come-sorry-deact]

Someone once said to me, “I hope the pain eases soon.” It struck me as the purest blessing that had ever been offered over my head - I hope the pain eases soon. It’s so gentle, so kind, so hopeful. So to everyone who’s hurting: I see how hard you’re trying, and I hope your pain will ease soon.

[catchymemes]

[ohmygoditworked]

this is also what the world feels like today! full circle yayyyyy

[kinkshame-puncher-666]

Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

[d-adpool]

not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best

[daiisiy]

me @ the youtube livestream chat

[enneoleo]

teleport this bread around

come on spread the word

[rinred13]

don't you mean "bread the word"? im funny

[finsettoland]

Yes you are! 🍞

[godofautism-deactivated20240303]

[officially-a-simp13]

I ALSO REBLOGGED BREAD !!!

[iwantsoupreallybadly]

I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT REBLOG BREAD FOR THREE DAYS

[ohmygoditworked]

Nothing like opening your computer to drunk very explicit fanfic ideas you wrote the night before!!!!!!!!

[bxdbxbby]

NEW CRACK SHIPP

[ohmygoditworked]

GAHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHHHH I WANT HIM SO BAD

[picturejasper20]

I was thinking of how Night Family episode is one of the few times that Rick's room is shown and the looks of the room just it fits Rick so well.

Like yeah, he would have all this stuff all over the wall, some scientific things near in a table, the bed is so simple and is probably uncomfortable to sleep in but Rick likely doesn't care, and there are music (?) CD scattered over the floor because why not

[soup-future]

andy genuinely perplexes me .why does this frat guy exclusively play circa 2017 tumblr sexymen with 5 million complexes. and why do they all look like him

[ohmygoditworked]

HOLY SHIT I HAVE WORK TOMORROW