Gregg rulz ok

Sheldon - 28 I play way too many video games and spend too much time on the internet. I love Steven Universe, Adventure Time, Night in the Woods, and a bunch of fucking anime.

[ruinedchildhood]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

[just-shower-responses]

HEY WHAT

[noxtheox]

we’ve discovered how this image was taken

[just-shower-responses]

fuck you. fuck you. fuck you fu.ck you fu c k u ouj fucK YOU FUCK YOU

[123iloveyoutoo]

minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character on the planet and no one talks about it 

[123iloveyoutoo]

im not really saying this is done on purpose but theres really a huge discrepancy between these images

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

@ the people in the notes saying it’s lighting, here he is compared w an in-game in-daylight pic

[orchidvioletindigo]

It’s SUPER obvious when you compare Steve’s model to Alex’s

Steve is brown and them’s the facts!

[gayaarakocra]

Minecraft Steve and Jesus are the most whitewashed characters on the planet

[dongcroncher]

Minecraft Steve is Jesus you fool

[dungeons-and-danis]

I’ve compiled every raw ass quote from tumblr shitposts into my phone and i’m gonna use every single one of them in my campaign at some point.

[dungeons-and-danis]

peruse my quotes, if u want

[ask-bot]

What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?

[welcomedhappiness]

That you cannot fax money to someone.

[kurumawer]

Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…

[jungle-plastic]

I have received a fax in an envelope. like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.

[asoulgonesince2002]

When I was a kid, I faxed my dad’s satellite office drawings of horses. I had watched my father send so many faxes that I had the process memorized. Except, for some reason I thought that I could fax things to grandma. I put in the numbers for the office every time, but was convinced that the faxes were going to grandma. I also didn’t think to inform my parents that I was doing this.

My dad visited the satellite office (three hour drive) one day and discovered their conference room white board absolutely covered in my drawings. The guys thought it was adorable that I sent drawings and letters to them, and didn’t tell my dad because they knew he’d stop me.

[pizzaalle]

That’s one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard.

[lady-averie]

I like that this just turned into stories about faxing

[queendeedeez-deactivated2024062]

seriously though

[queendeedeez-deactivated2024062]

This drawing has gotten so many notes it now has more than one porn blog reblogging it trying to promote themselves. 

[diddly-darn-ghost]

i drew a round bird today!!!!!!!

[diddly-darn-ghost]

haha PSYCH i drew like a fucc ton of round birds today

[noctivagantdust]

[reddit-tales]

What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

When I was a pre-schooler, my mom told me that you weren’t allowed to ride a motorcycle or get tattoos unless your mother was dead.

One day, outside the grocery store I saw a big, tough looking dude covered in tats, straddling the loudest motorcycle ever. Damned it 5 year old me didn’t go up to him and ask, “Hey. Is your mom dead?”

Dude looked at me and said, “Yeah.”

And I was shocked that my mom was right.

[indicativeof-sideways-escalation]

That man was probably freaked tf out that some random creepy child came up to him unprompted and asked after his deceased mother

[rosecrystal]

fathers be like i fucked u over during the most important formative years of ur life and was never there for u but now that ur an adult and theres no help or effort needed from me lets be best friends bud!

[rosecrystal]

“i wanna fix our relationship”

pay me 187k in cash by tomorrow 

[rosecrystal]

[yourangelonline-deactivated2026]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up

[meatpower]

The desire to pick up any large sticks and carry them around for no reason

[meatpower]

amazing reply

[sagihairius]

miss job hunting back in the day when you could just ride into town on a horse and be like “i’m a doctor” and everybody was like “cool no need to see if that checks out or anything”

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

This post has big John mulaney energy

[bloomstick]

there is absolutely nothing i love more than those russian gun memes

[bloomstick]

[fail-boat]

During tonight’s volunteer shift, I had to keep six kittens in a box while a team mate cleaned their cage. (Their mom/foster mom was taking a break from them and just chilling)

The experience was… challenging. 😂

[lilragekitten]

All the squeaky babies~~!!!

[imgoingtogobacktheresomeday-dea]

The most gentle version of whack a mole you will ever play

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Kittens: S W E E T F R E E D O M

Human: NO PLS BEHAVE

[killerpeacock]

This is so adorable that words cannot describe its cuteness

[melonmemes]

[latinexplains]

After 20 painstaking years of research, Eva Ramon Gallegos, a Mexican scientist has finally developed a cure to eliminate 100 percent human papillomavirus and prevent the spread of cervical cancer among women. (x) (x) (x) Y’all they cured HPV

Yet Trump’s America wouldn’t want you to hear about this nor help it go mainstream

[yanimodowey]

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