Co-Captain of the Friendship Ship

A 30 year old woman trying to rule the world. Science enthusiast, but also dumb as shit! 18+ only, please.

[ohnooboe]

I was talking to someone who was inquiring about what, hypothetically, I would charge to sew a costume for them, and she got super heated when I told her it would be at least $250?? The whole reason she asked me to do it in the first place was because she can't sew and she didn't want to run the risk of buying one from a cosplay website and ending up with a Temu quality garment with synthetic materials and shit. How are you gonna ask for a hand-made costume with only natural fiber fabrics to avoid fast-fashion qualities and ethics and get mad that it's not fast-fashion price???

[spicymochi]

choose your fav puppy

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[my-dailydreams]

[bambicest]

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[queenaegon]

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

[ozempicofficial]

[unfuckablebogtroll]

Sometimes you log on to tumblr dot com and see your beloved mutuals thirsting over unrisen sourdough men and you have to say a very very quiet ‘pass’ to yourself and let it go because inevitably the flat circle of time will bring around your turn to go gaga over some butterface dude or bug eyed girl and you must know that your beloved mutuals are saying a quiet ‘pass’ to themselves and leaving you to your moment of insanity in peace.

[tall]

[skyrimhusbandmaterial]

[beardedmrbean]

[kureiois]

[delta-domine]

never seen anyone fucking kill a man on reddit