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❀ ello chaps. ❀ the name's briana. ❀ 24.❀ my collection of thoughts and pleasures at your service. ❀ ❀ Be humble, for you are made of earth. ❀ Be noble, for you are made of stars. ❀

[forever-happily-ever-after]

[ohs0typicalx3]

Me when I take my makeup off

[forever-happily-ever-after]

[forever-happily-ever-after]

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

[aurebahrk-blog]

[darkmario666]

There has to be some godless injoke

[luxwing]

My ride is here

[eleshka-still]

[handsewn]

Shout out to the people with mediocre talents

The people who can carry a tune but don’t have a remarkable voice

The people who can draw more than stick figures but can’t develop their own style

The people who have a decent imagination but no idea how to write it all out (or vice versa)

The people who can play covers of songs but can’t write their own music

The people who can dance with choreography but not freely

The people who can do sports but never make the team

The people who are good- that just don’t feel good enough

[vine-blog]

Friday Night Priorities

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

[disneyisawonderland]

Decided to translate my thoughts into pigeon dialogue 

[kateoplis]

Ellie Davies, In Between the Trees

[actjustly-deactivated20181001]

[satanstrousers]

One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.

[seauxamerican-deactivated201705]

1 billion dollars and all you’d have to do is suck a dick every day for the next 2.7 years. That’s it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck dick for a living. You could suck two dicks a day and only have to suck dick for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 dicks a day for about 6 months. 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE I’LL FUCKIN DO THAT. THAT’S THE DREAM, THAT’S FUCKIN HEAVEN.

[ginnymcqueen-deactivated2017043]

And I’m over here doin’ it for free like a fucking asshole.

[relatable-memes]

[fuckedupknowledge]

I don’t even need to say anything

[ibringmotivation]

[elysiianhaze]

[hplyrikz]

You can tell how dangerous a person is by the way they hold their anger inside themselves quietly.

Unknown (via hplyrikz)

Clear your mind here

(via hplyrikz)