Did my milkshakes bring you here?

Am I a figment of your imagination or are you a figment of mine? Snoop Chat: ariacutie

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[gloryychildren]

NO PHOTOSET HAS MADE ME HAPPIER.

[pixiedust-paycheck]

MY FAVORITE PHOTOSET IS BACK

[ohshizitsari]

IF SOMEONE HAS THAT SUPER LONG STUPID SKY PIC THAT WOULD BE THE DEATH OF ME SCROLLING THROUGH THE FEED PLEASE LET ME KNOW

[mariamlovesyou]

this year I’m going to be sexier eviler and more bi

[gray-warden]

i am indifferent towards your shoelaces

[butchscientist]

thanks. i obtained them through entirely legal means wholly unrelated to any country's head of state

[justbant3r]

when the custodian just mopped and u trying to be respectful 

[greyscalesound]

Honestly if you don’t do this extra pointless ass tiptoe when this happens you’re trash who raised you

[americas-sass]

How to Write a Michael Schur Lead Romance

Partner 1: Confident, Fun, Slightly Depressed

Partner 2: Anxiety™ 

Partner 1 provides the light atmosphere, Partner 2 provides the level head. Congrats, you have the perfect lead couple.

BONUS:

How to Write a Michael Schur Secondary Romance: Abnormal Dork Meets Equally Abnormal Dork

[crumplelush]

Michael Schur is the only valid person to write heterosexual romances

[ngdisnbd]

[teenscoolest]

[heartshapedbasil]

no more hookup culture. either love someone with all your heart and better one another or die idc

[recommend]

Ikea recreated the living rooms from ‘The Simpsons,’ ‘Stranger Things,’ and ‘Friends’ and you can buy everything (x)

[hashtagparksandrec]

[currentsinbiology]

Anyone want to challenge their record?

Ethiopia ‘breaks’ tree-planting record to tackle climate change

Ethiopia has planted more than 350 million trees in a day, officials say, in what they believe is a world record.

Prime Minister Abiy Ahmed is leading the project, which aims to counter the effects of deforestation and climate change in the drought-prone country.

Some public offices have been shut down to allow civil servants to take part.

The UN says Ethiopia’s forest coverage declined from 35% of total land in the early 20th Century to a little above 4% in the 2000s.

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[daily-joker]

I guess the joke’s on me.

BATMAN: HUSH (2019)

[practicallysatanic]

The Lego Batman Movie (2017)

[catchymemes]

The Collection

[ohshizitsari]

I

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