Who cares?

The name is Shelley Parker. I really don't care what you call me. I'm 23 years old. I decided to be a cook at the Cheesecake Factory, so choke on it or not.

[ayleighmiller-deactivated201406]

Anyone alive?

[ohsnap-shelley]

Hopefully not.

[ohsnap-shelley]

are you in love with Marcus?

What is love?

Baby don’t hurt me

Don’t hurt me.

No more.

[pepperlockheart-deactivated2014]

Awww that’s too bad how about you raid the kitchen cabinet for alcohol?

[ohsnap-shelley]

I honestly havent thought of that.

[smilechloerose-deactivated20140]

Sadly I don’t have any, but yeah if you find some that would be awesome. Good point. Having fun kind of sucks if you’re by yourself. You just look like a loner to be honest.

[ohsnap-shelley]

Exactly! 

[ayleighmiller-deactivated201406]

Wow, someone actually called me a smart cookie.

[ohsnap-shelley]

Well you are. Don't think otherwise.

[wtfcaspian]

I mean, I haven’t exactly tried to do anything fancy with myself so I just figured.. 

[ohsnap-shelley]

You're fine just the way you are.

[supermarcusrobinson-deactivated]

Oh Shelley, I did not see you there.

[ohsnap-shelley]

I...um...yeah..sure... Sup?

[kenobi23]

[ohsnap-shelley]

@shelleyydoll: Who said you can't look cute while working out?

[coletteblock]

I’m not really the party type.

[ohsnap-shelley]

Then what type are you?

[tay-hill]

I never say no to a little party.

[ohsnap-shelley]

I mean, who wouldn't?

[alexayorke-deactivated20140606]

No, I don’t think so… I only really got here yesterday. I’m Alexa.

[ohsnap-shelley]

Ohh, you're really new! I'm Shelley. It's nice to meet you.

[wtfcaspian]

Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in, huh? 

[wtfcaspian]

[ohsnap-shelley]

It's not nice to talk bad about yourself like that.

[smilechloerose-deactivated20140]

Good point. Do you have any to share?

[ohsnap-shelley]

I'm all out. I'm kind of looking for other people with some, but when I find some, I'll share.

I mean what is the point of having fun if you can't do it with others?

[alexayorke-deactivated20140606]

Hello!

[ohsnap-shelley]

Have I seen you before?

[keeganrodgers-deactivated201406]

Run.

[ohsnap-shelley]

I'm not that fast when it comes to holding things.

[smilechloerose-deactivated20140]

Good luck having a party in here. Is there even any alcohol? 

[ohsnap-shelley]

Of course there is. If there wasn't I wouldn't be here.

[ayleighmiller-deactivated201406]

Same! I mean, we’re trapped indoors. Why is everyone being so boring?

[ohsnap-shelley]

Right? Finally a smart cookie here.