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Dear diary, today I was out foxed by a child. My ego is at an all time low

#it was about SOCKS #one girl had no socks #the other had properly fitting bear socks #girl one insists that girl two is wearing her socks #girl two is quite positive that’s wrong #we go looking for the missing pair of socks #Lo! we find them and they fit girl one perfectly #she insists they are not hers #I am quite positive they are #you see girl one had the nasty child habit of just taking what she wants and cry’s when she’s told to give it back #and a desperate fascination with girl 2 #I make girl one wear the socks #Lo! the parents come to pick girl two up #we ask about the socks #they are not hers #this child #took her friends socks #wore them #lied about it when asked #successfully enough that she got to wear the socks for the rest of the day

I don’t know what it is about my sweet little face that makes people open up to me. I’ve had like five conversations with you why are you telling me about your parent’s divorce? I 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 met you how are we having a conversation about growing up religious? You are volunteering information that I would never let see the light of day

So sick of brainstorming a really cool concept, building off of existing fiction in a direction that is heart wrenching and beautiful and perfect. Then going to look for a playlist that matches the vibe and all of these people have the shittiest possible take on it.

#uchiha clan #my beloved #they will never know you like I know you

I don’t think I’ve seen anyone talk about how crazy it is, in world, that Piltover beats Ambessa.

She is a warlord, has taken over at least one other country, has a navy and well trained foot soldiers and regularly has spats with mages, who everyone knows could wipe a nation off the map.

And Piltover is a small, still in its infancy trading hub, mainly known for its nerds. And they win.

#arcane #arcane piltover #ambessa medarda #that had to be wild to hear in the board room #what do you mean Ambessa ‘scourge of mages’ Medarda lost #I think of this regularly

Stacking luggage in the optimal configuration is enrichment for older men

#never have I seen a man more proud than when he’s looking at the beautiful Tetris trunk he’s created

Dude what was teenage me drinking??? I just wore the shoes I used to use for waitressing. 7 hours a day, on my feet the entire time, and my feet would be sore for an hour or two and recover. I just wore them on an island tour? I walked for maybe 4 combined hours, spread out between lots of sitting, and I feel like I’ve permanently injured something. This is ridiculous. What is going on. Who was she??

I’m not depressed I just-(lists multiple symptoms of depression)

#depression #not really but #haha what if #how the arcane finale had me feeling

Love when I pull a move so egregious multiple of my joints crack simultaneously

#i rearranged my legs and my hip #both knees #AND one of my ankles cracked #I’m going to hire a hitman at 45 #I want no part in who I’ll be after that

Never mind saving the world. I want to see the adventures of Damien ‘Vegetarian’ Wayne and Jon ‘Farm-boy’ Kent

#damian wayne #jon kent #fanfiction #someone competent write this