Literally Jonathan Sims

Gnawing at my walls probably

[icouldshowyoumyscar]

"One that doesn't have to prove it. To myself or... Anyone."

Julie Andrews as Count Victor Grazinsky in Victor/Victoria, the broadway musical (1995)

[oidontgetcleverinlatin]

Every now and then i get the deep urge to write, stare at the two lines on a google doc that took me an hour to write, and remember why i dont write

[hensel-x]

And oh What a way to die Standing eye to eye Pretending we're alive As we grow colder And oh The devil that I know Is better than the devil that I don't

[oidontgetcleverinlatin]

Tma fandom im aware this is probably such a stupid question but i cannot think of a solid enough answer myself to be decisive about it so im coming to you lot.

Why when peter gets all smited (smitten if we are to believe the words of arch angel Aziraphale) by Jon in 159 does he not just answer Jon’s question??? Like i get the bet and everything but girly just unloaded his whole life story which i imagine is like a real low point for him being avatar of the lonely and everything and he doesn’t really have enough solid loyalty to elias (coming from a lonelyeyes truther) to not answer on his behalf so what is it that makes him literally risk his life to not answer Jon’s question?? Im aware theres probably a very clear answer i just cannot find anyone talking about this and have not been able to work it out in my own rewatches

[thepileofclothesonyourdesk]

[maxthefromg]

leaving my hibernation to post this

[hikaaa-bi]

MAGP012 - Getting Off // MAG014 - Piecemeal

i meant to make this comparison when ep12 came out. calling your crush useless - the ultimate love language.

[dyke-in-crisis]

drop your most self indulgent magnus protocol prophecy. mine is that gwen will be mentioned to have a wife and then in one ep casually drop that said wifes surname was Lukas before they got married. this will have no plot relevancy at all, just a little treat for the lesbian lonelyeyes ogs

[oidontgetcleverinlatin]

Thinking about Elias Bouchard a lot these days. I love you queen; you totally deserved everything that happened to you but my god were you witty while you were at it.

[the-zenith-calls]

sorry about your boyfriend. yeah he’s trapped in windows 95. you are also trapped in windows 95

[mothmansboywife]

jonathan sims is so funny as a protagonist bc he acts and talks like the tortured mc of a 19th century gothic horror novel while everyone else around him just talks like a regular person. extra funny because they all make fun of him for it and it still doesn't stop him.

[wrenfoal]

little animatic of this moment i love oh so dearly

[theaxolotlkween]

Reasons why Jon Archivist is truly a character of all time:

Had the police called on him several times when he was a young child

Keeps his rib and the ashes of the season one antagonist next to his stationary drawer

Promised he wouldn’t get lost in tunnels and then immediately got lost in aforementioned tunnels

Has no clue what a joke is

Learned how remarkably easy it is to buy an ax in central London

Had to have two separate interventions

Told people his place of employment before traumatising them for life

The first character he ever said ‘I love you’ to is a cat

Allegedly participated in amdram

Watches documentaries and collects some kind of weird shit (my headcanon is Soviet Union postcards) when he’s not being a paranoid mess

Canonically looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks

Knows nothing about library science

Fell head over heels for a man that he hated until he learned he lied on his resumé

Has been referred to as Jesus or Jesus-adjacent at least twice

Asexual icon

Knows what a meme is and said “LOL” in the first episode

Rode on a merry-go-round sometime during his university days because he was in a weird place emotionally

Died for our Jonathan Sins

Is probably a computer now playing minesweeper with his boyfriend and evil 200+ year old boss

[bivampir]

must representation be “good”? is it not enough to watch two men destroy each other's lives

[hyperfixation-s]

"i have to eat him" you literally dont

[oidontgetcleverinlatin]

The most unrealistic thing about aloto is that the only character who immediately falls in love with Greta Gill after seeing her is Carson

[thundergrace]

D'Arcy is 5'10". Just a bit of sexy trivia to hold on to.

[oidontgetcleverinlatin]

Screaming my heart out