[debaucherries]

Finding out Bo Burnham is 6'5" and not like 5'11" has absolutely killed me today. The concept of some Goliath twink pacing around a stage yelling absurdities and throwing glitter is triggering my fight or flight response

[distac-deactivated20240729]

I’m sorry HE’S WHAT NOW??

[sass-kay-uchiha]

Sango: I'm cold

Miroku: Here take my jacket.

Kagome: I'm cold too.

Inuyasha: What?! *takes off jacket* I fucking told you to bring more fucking layers but of course you didn’t listen and now *piles scarves on Kagome* I have to make sure you don’t fucking FREEZE to death, but what the fuck did I expect, and *takes somebody else’s hat* how long have you been cold? You should’ve said something sooner.

[murieltrash]

[sasukelangleysohryu-deactivated]

[v-is-a-cyberpunk]

A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

The bravest woman on Earth.

[unofficiallyjuni-deactivated201]

I love her. Forever reblog.

[theatsymbol-deactivated20210220]

I have the utmost respect for this woman. 

[the-dream-i-had]

please reblog. reblog the way you would reblog a picture of a hot singer, a pretty girl, a tasty meal or some nice stationary. Because this will not make your blog ‘less aesthetic’ or anything. This is important, far more important than anything I’ve mentioned before.

[coffee-addicti]

😭 She’s so great

[amultitudeofsins]

My head hurts from laughing at this so hard

[meloetta]

i still can’t believe renaissance fairs are real

[meloetta]

it’s like anime expo for fans of the black plague

[zoby]

have you ever actually been to one or are you just basing this on that episode of family guy

[meloetta]

the implication that i’ve ever seen an episode of family guy in my life is worse than all the medieval insults that have been thrown at me so far

[toastbutteregg]

when your friend exaggerates a story

[kakkapyllypylly]

[super-affection]

what kind of snake is this

[toni-hiatus]

A vicious one

[emerius-deactivated20210810]

She’s back!

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

SHOW US HER FACE

[ourqueenfelinefatale]

SHOW US HER FACE YOU COWARDS!!!!!

[medea-azyungele]

when you’re in your twenties and start to realize how young the protagonists of the novels you read are: 

[teaandinanity]

And at some point the protagonist goes,

And you just go,

[schakira]

#bonus points if you started out reading them when they were older than you and you grow up and surpass them and it’s just holy shit [x]

[itchycoil]

No offense but your friends are your soulmates too and not just people to complain about your romantic relationship to

[khaki-da-deactivated20190720]

Hector: Imelda, como se dice “un zapato” en inglés?

Imelda: A shoe.

Hector: Salud.

Imelda: 

[melcecilia14]

I can barely understand Spanish and I screeched

[zunlight-deactivated20161119]

naked iphones r beautiful but at what cost

[queerandpresentdanger]

I like how people act like you can’t be racist and sleep with a person of color as if misogynists don’t sleep with women all the time

[stimman3000]

youtube.com/watch?v=tc-jMrxgPsw&t=47s

[modernwolfman-deactivated201811]

this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama

[gallusrostromegalus]

…Dessert,  but shot like Murder.  I think I’ve found my favorite aesthetic ever.

[eyesoftirnoch]

…hell yes.

[toytowns]

CSI: Willy Wonka

[emojiswag]

when you get hate and you respond with a great comeback