[fivesosphangirl]

Two types of people

[aestheticacadema]

Tell me something I can hold on to forever and never let go.

penis

[okaydil]

a mood

[vanillataehyung]

he seriously went from dom hoseok to shy baby boy hobi in .01 second idk what to feel,I’ve never seen him this happy to strip

[kurapiki]

In this world it’s yeet or be yeeted

[firebirdscratches]

yeeten?

[thisiswhymomworries]

YOOT

[okaydil]

~ ~ whatchu gon do ~ ~ whatchu gon do

[clayjokes]

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

[canks-deactivated20221202]

[okaydil]

snatched

[morggiana]

Seriously who did this????? No srs whoooooo?

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[skypig357]

Lmao

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

modern art

[cuentosallaround]

Okay, at this point there has to be something wrong with me, right? I’ve watched this 20 times in the last half hour, I still don’t know what they are saying half the time, but it doesn’t seem to matter because i’ve been crying my eyes out laughing for the entire last half hour …

[vergak]

what the fuck is this from i gotta know

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

it’s called letterkenny and it’s about a man who gets dumped and then goes on to shirk his pacifism and reclaim and hold his title as the toughest dude in the rural town of letterkenny ontario. every episode cold opens like this in increasingly bizarre ways.

[shiftingpath]

I read the bit about not being able to parse what’s being said and then I read the bit about it being set in this fuckin province, and I thought, like, what kind of accent could they possibly use that was so incomprehensible while still setting it in northern goddamn Ontario? and actually, okay, you know what, despite having lived immersed in it my entire life I’m not sure i’ve ever seen this exact accent on tv before, it is just weird to see actors using it

[neonbonsaii]

My cousins grew up with the guy who wrote this show and is the main actor. It’s scary accurate for hick town Ontario (it’s based on the town of Listowel) and apparently some of the characters are based so closely on real people that they’ve recognized themselves while watching.

[gayworstenemy-deactivated201803]

ARE YOU GONNA FIGHT IN THOSE SHADES OR PLAY POKER STARS DOT COM

[sortyourlifeoutmate]

Distribute some free literature.

[cyrilthewolf]

I lived near Ontario in rural NY and we picked up this sort of similar affect. It’s so scary how true-to-life this is in that area of the contintent

[gentlepanpirate]

I’m just gonna leave a link to season one episode one right here…

annnnnnd here’s all of season one

annnnnnnnnnnnnnd all of season two

Don’t say I never did anything for ya. Enjoy glorious Canadian humor.

[copperbadge]

SEASON THREE PREMIERES THIS CANADA DAY

I AM PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT IT. 

[thetiniestbabby]

THAT WAS THE GREATEST ALLITERATIVE MASTERPIECE I HAVE EVER SEEN

[floralmess]

Bea’s Mystery Box Giveaway!!

Hey everyone!

As promised I’ve finally managed to find time to create this giveaway!

I have asked my 73,200 followers on numerous occasions what they’d like to see in a giveaway, and many renditions of mystery boxes were suggested above everything else! So, I am offering 3 different mystery box ideas, and the winner can pick one of them.

Mystery Box 1: Mystery Makeup Bag!

This will NOT include foundation as I want to be able to cater for everybody. You may expect to receive: eyeshadows, eyeliners, lipsticks, highlights, contours, bronzers, blush, palettes, etc!

Mystery Box 2: Creative Mystery Box!

This box may include items such as sketch pads, pens, pencils, colouring books, note books, journals, diaries, and other forms of “art”, etc!

Mystery Box 3: Self-care Mystery Box!

This box may include items such as bath bombs, candles, incense, books, chocolate, face masks, moisturiser, adult colouring books, etc!

My giveaway is INTERNATIONAL.

Shipping will be tracked so you can follow your parcel.

—————————————————————————————————-

RULES:

- Must be following me, > floralmess < - Must REBLOG this post, likes will be seen as bookmarks. - Must NOT be an empty blog. - MUST HAVE PARENTAL CONSENT IF U18.

FOR EXTRA ENTRIES:

- Reblog this post once a day for 1 entry per day - Reblog some things from > here or here < for 1 entry per day - Follow my other blog, > blu < for 1 entry - Reblog the post > here < for 1 entry per day

YOU CAN MESSAGE ME EACH TIME YOU DO ANY OF THESE EXTRAS SO I CAN CHECK AND WRITE YOUR BLOG DOWN ON THE LIST AGAIN.

This giveaway will end when enough people have entered, because I really don’t know if people will like this idea or not!

I wanted to give back to you guys, so I really hope you enjoy the giveaway.

GOOD LUCK!

[floralmess]

Gunna be ending this at either 1000 entries or when I hit 80k (whichever comes sooner!)

The winner will also have 24 hours to respond before I redraw a new winner. Prewarning now to those who are entering!

[therealjacksepticeye]

Fffffuuuuuuck it so muuuuuuuuuuch! 

[okaydil]

adults: record numbers of teens are depressed, we must find out why

teens: school is more stressful than ever, our parents screwed over the economy, the earth is on a path to total environmental destruction, and now we have to deal with actual fuckin nazis

adults: it's the iphones isn't it

[funnylime]

why my hand shaky

[sundial911]

your skeleton is ready to hatch

[funnylime]

this is so fucking ominous thank you

[dreadianz]

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

No, thats rigor mortis

rick and morty is a type of tube-shaped pasta

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

You’re thinking of rigatoni

rick and morty is a numbering system that ranks earthquakes based on seismograph oscillations

[anxietyforest]

no, youre thinking of richter scale.

rick and morty is the pixar movie about a rat who wants to learn how to cook among humans

[unicorn--prince]

nah, thats ratatouille

rick and morty is the rich kid from fairly odd parents 

[bonethievery]

That’s Remy Buxaplenty,

Rick and Morty is when you send somone a link or a video and “Never Give You Up” plays

[cofaqriqus]

you’re thinking of Rickrolling

Rick and Morty is the 1893 short story by Rudyard Kipling about a young mongoose

[mccoppinscrapyard]

no, that’s Rikki Tikki Tavi…

Rick and Morty is a Latin-American pop star best known for “Livin’ La Vida Loca”

[ineggshellblue]

No, that’s Ricky Martin.

Rick and Morty is the packaged rice mix that comes in different flavors and is called “the San Francisco treat”.

[unanimousredundancy]

No, that’s Rice a Roni

Rick and Morty is the term for a lengthy and complicated procedure

[edgebug]

No, that’s a rigamarole.

Rick and Morty is a two or three-wheeled passenger cart.

[yaaaaaaaaaaay555-deactivated201]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[thebasket]

║\ ║▒\ ║▒▒\ ║░▒║ ║░▒║with this blade ║░▒║i cut those who ║░▒║disrespect ║░▒║phil lester ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ▓▓▓▓ [█▓] [█▓] [█▓] [█▓]

[okaydil]

why do that when you can just use his jaw

[fromanotherroom]

Visit Original Link

Redbone playing from another room Childish Gambino

[iwantcupcakes]

The Mermaid (2016).

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

what the hell

[unclebeanbag]

I need to watch this now. 

[megapuddi64]

it’s a hilarious film

[needsmoarcat]

[kittymudface]

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

[lutefiskcrowsandbeef]

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course).  Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

[leannewoodfull]

Amazing.

[fromseveralroomsaway]

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

[lance-the-kanto-dragon-master]

AND THE WAY IT NODS OMG