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My turtle fucking smirked at me
What does it take to teach a bee to use tools? A little time, a good teacher and an enticing incentive. Read more here: http://to.pbs.org/2mpRUAz
Credit: O.J. Loukola et al., Science (2017)
āThat weird lumpy bee doesnāt have SHIT on me, watch this, KOBEā
wow cool facts about anime
have you ever wondered why anime people have such big eyes like this:
thatās because of scrooge mcduck
Osamu Tekuza. creator of Astro Boy and often called āThe Godfather of Anime,ā was a big fan of the Scrooge McDuck comics from back in the fifties and when he created Astro Boy, he based his art style on the Scrooge McDuck comics
so basically this character
who serves as the visual basis for the modern-day anime art style was inspired by this
which means that every time you get horny for this
or for these guys
youāre actually getting your jollies from the great grandkids of this motherfucker
No joke.Ā
please donāt fuck the duck
Now I read all this with my both eyes and now it is your turn
it gets better
a lil while ago, tezukaās daughter unlocked his work desk
what was inside?
a whack load of furry and transformation porn including one of a woman turning into a boob snake, locked away for SPECIAL OCCASION
when you are fapping to anime tiddies, you are fapping to the legacy of a furry artist
All anime tiddies descend from a literal furryās admiration of a Charles Dickens duck-AU fanfiction character.
This is like seeing the Matrix code.
If this is true, it is beautifully reassuring.
No shame, people. Let that freak flag fly.
I wanna lose weight but I also like eating crap and lying downĀ
the stairway to heaven
This is so right??? christ
he killed whoever took this picture immediately after
What they donāt show you in āThe Incrediblesā
Itās slightly less horrifying when you remember that sheās Elastigirl so her body is allowed to stretch like that.Ā
The comment that saved the comic
I want to make a web show called āAll Of My Childrenā and just have a live feed of my cats
He just has this constant shit-eating grin
He just has this constant shit-eating grin
Set your WIFI password to 2444666668888888, when your friend ask just tell him itās 12345678
i sat here for like 10 minutes trying to figure this out.
Alright guys, it's PSA time. GO GET YOUR PETS MICROCHIPPED!!! It doesn't matter if they're indoor, outdoor, or both. Tweed is an outdoor cat, definitely knows where home is, and always wears a collar. But last year I got him chipped just to be safe-- maybe he loses his collar and someone takes him in thinking he needs a home, maybe he gets injured and someone takes him to the vet, maybe we go somewhere and he escapes, etc. Everyone said it was stupid and a waste of money because we've never had any problems. Then about 3 months ago, he had to get some teeth removed. I brought him to my place (he usually lives with my parents) so I could keep an eye on him and give him his pain medicine and antibiotics. Every thing was going great, then he escaped. I went around the block calling for him, talked to neighbors, posted fliers, posted on numerous websites, the whole nine yards. He also just got a brand new collar and tag, so I thought for sure I'd be getting a call. Then yesterday morning, more than two months after he had gone missing, I got a call from a vet office saying that they found my cat. The lady who found him had been feeding him and fell in love and was going to take him home, but wanted to stop and see if he had a chip first. Of course, Tweed had decided to go lose his collar. Luckily she was still there when I went to pick him up, so I got to thank her for taking such good care of him and finding me (I will always be in her debt!) So yeah, it doesn't matter if your pet never goes outside or always goes outside, get them chipped!! It's the reason I got my baby back after I thought he was gone for good. It's so cheap (his was only $15), and it is something you will NEVER regret.
This cat is too fluffy for me to comprehend in slow motion
wow continuants wow
WOAHHHHHHHHHH
Me: āDo you guys want to see the fluffiest cat?ā Coworkers, immediately and loudly:Ā āYES SEND IT NOW.ā
I love cloud cat
that cat is wearing a functional neck ruff
hello elizabethan cloud cat keep up the good work
Word for the wise: don't friend your boss on Facebook (or don't accept the friend request) because, after they were a total bitch, you have to actually go out of your way to make sure you don't accidently reference it
I wonder where Smudge is hiding...
In the back room at my work ššš
This was Lokiās Halloween costume last year. I donāt know if Iāll be able to top thisā¦
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