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Rule 33

You got the STALE to STEAL question wrong? Rate one star, take a shot, and weep for those who cannot reason.

#okcupid #okcupid drinking game

Rule 32

Listing Myers-Briggs in your profile? Rate one star, take a shot!

#okcupid #okcupid drinking game #myers briggs #pop psychology #no

Rule 31

It isn't spelled "deuche", it is spelled "douche". And you are one. Rate one star, take a shot.

#okcupid #okcupid drinking game #use spellcheck #ffs

Rule 30

When they use excessive amounts of profanity in their profile. Rate one star, take a shot.

#okcupid #okcupid drinking game #I grew out of that when I was 15 #fuck #shit #mfer

Rule 29

If you answer "I'm really good at" with "being me". Rate one star, take a shot!

#okcupid #okcupid drinking game #put in a little effort

Rule 28

If you answer "On a typical Friday night I am" with "alone, crying" Rate one star, take a shot.

#okcupid #okcupid drinking game #fuck off #no sympathy #why would anyone want to date you

Rule 27

Any misspellings. At all. But especially when you claim to be an intellectual. Rate one star, take a shot!

#okcupid #okcupid drinking game #use spellcheck

Rule 26

When all the pictures are meme-ified, rate one star, take a shot.

#okcupid #okcupid drinking game #you are not a meme #terrible life choices

Rule 25

When there's only one word or one sentence answers to each profile prompt, rate one star, take a shot.

#okcupid #okcupid drinking game #put in a little effort #jerk

Rule 24

When your answer to "I spend a lot of time thinking about" is "everything". Rate one star, take a shot

#okcupid #okcupid drinking game #seriously #cop out

Rule 23

When the profile is written entirely in terrible free-verse stream of consciousness poetry, rate one star, take a shot.

#okcupid #okcupid drinking game #bad poetry

Rule 22

They say something like "all the women on here are flakes/bitches" or "why are there no attractive men?" Rate one star, take a shot.

#okcupid #okcupid drinking game #why are you here #no

Rule 21

When your ex comes up on quickmatch. Rate one star, take a shot.

#okcupid #okcupid drinking game #ouch

Rule 20

When the person sends you a message only referencing how attractive they think you are, then they're angry that you don't respond. Rate one star, take a shot, and block his ass.

#okcupid #okcupid drinking game #I am more than a pretty face #butthurt

Rule 19

You state publicly that you think people of color are "more racist" than white people. Rate one star, take a shot.

#okcupid #okcupid drinking game #wtf #reverse racism isn't real #reverse racism #f you dude

Rule 18

If you're wearing a fedora/trilby in any picture. Rate one star, take a shot.

#nice guy syndrome #nice guy #okcupid #okcupid drinking game

Rule 17

If the username has "nice guy" or "mister right" or any various permutation, rate one star, take a shot.

#nice guy syndrome #okcupid #okcupid dating game #mr right #ew #eww #nope #nope nope nope #nice guy

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