[okcdouchebags-deactivated202003]

"All possible reactions to OkCupid messages" by Lucy Knisley. I think we can all identify with these faces.

[okfails]

An OkCupid dude just won major points by ordering & buying me a pizza while I'm at work. Woah. So cool!

[okfails]

Robots need love too?  Not in this case.

[okfails]

This was in filtered messages.

[okfails]

Brilliant.

[creepshaming]

dude sent me one last message riiight as i blocked him:

"Lol but why is it gross doe"

lmao

[fucknahokcupid-blog]

Another weirdo. Sweet male, really?

[okfails]

Woah.

[okcsucks]

[okcsucks]

[5120px-deactivated20170608]

when boys send u dick pics send them this gif

[tindersfinestbachelors]

[vorpalsuicide]

Yeah. This.

[cantweall-justgetabong]

"grow a pear." am I the only one stuck on this?

[truestrength525-blog-deactivate]

Now it makes since that people always say “men feel like theyre entitled to sex.” I didnt actually realized dudes seriously said shit like this. Wow.

[blondebarbells-deactivated20150]

this man needs jesus

[oneandonlysarahk]

this man needs a lot more than jesus…

[jenandtonic]

he needs a pear, apparently 

[okfails]

Grow a 'pear.'

[sideprof]

I like to keep my poto sharp and full of roMance. KissSs.

[cosmiicfairy]

This is the other message I was talking about. (I live in Washington by the way, he lives in New York)

I’m leaving his information and picture up as a warning for any women in the NY area to be careful on OKC, because I don’t get a good vibe.

[okfails]

Gee, I wonder?

[cringepics]

the gentlemen you meet on tinder

[autohaste]

wow

[anjinho-de-cores]

this is certainly one way of dealing with rejection

[ladysupernova]

Hot damn!

[okfails]

Oh hell no.

[okfails]

No Scrubs [TLC]

[pissglue-deactivated20170110]