Alien Furry Fucker

Hi my name's Oki and I will not shut up about yugioh and the guardians of childhood They/Them Pronouns

[buggachat]

no, she doesn't

bonus:

[okikage]

Rare footage of me following my dreams

[lizwuzthere]

>[JOSH BOYFRIEND looks up, his optics eyes give off a faint glow of arousal]

>JOSH BOYFRIEND: Susan Journeyer, that decorative ornamentation in your organic hair reminds me of an afterburning turbofan engine… it is… alluring.

>SUSAN JOURNEYER: I appreciate your compliment because secretly I wore it so you would notice me and hope a conversation between us about it might lead to interface.

>JOSH BOYFRIEND: I hope the same thing.

>[JOSH BOYFRIEND’s chest cavity opens to reveal his organic spark and SUSAN JOURNEYER pulls him close, touching his components gently despite her worried look]

>SUSAN JOURNEYER: As colleagues at this human hospital it is wrong for us to engage in normal human interface practices like spark merging.

>JOSH BOYFRIEND: It doesn’t matter. Our sparks were meant for each other! Will you bond with me, SUSAN JOURNEYER?

>SUSAN JOURNEYER: Oh, JOSH BOYFRIEND~

—–

Marissa: TC, that is NOT how this works…

Thundercracker: IT IS IN MY STORY, MARISSA! PRIMUS!

[nopathfollowed]

JUST TO CLARIFY.

The woman who caused the initial “burst” of spread of the facebook post about the bones? She contacted the police. The police know. There was a local news story about it. This was all made before the initial call out post on this site. I originally saw the info on facebook on a bone collecting page. 

The reason it is posted here on tumblr dot com is because there are large and active communities of witches and skull collectors here. If they wanted to buy human remains for whatever reason, they should know that this person is not an ethical or reputable source. (Yes there are ethical, reputable sources for human bone purchase but that’s something else entirely right now.) 

TLDR Police knew before tumblr did. Stop messaging me telling me to call the police XD

[becausebirds]

The difference between a Waxwing and an X-wing.

[tharook]

“Cannot destroy Death Star”? You should have more confidence in Waxwings.

[osointricate]

Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it.  What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.

[holyaura]

[failbettergames]

Sunless Sea key giveaway!

Sunless Sea was just named the most memorable release of 2015 in the New Yorker!

To celebrate, we’re giving away 5 Steam keys!

To enter, simply reblog this post. (Let us know if you’re just signal-boosting and we won’t count it as an entry.)

We’ll stop counting reblogs on Friday 18 December at noon GMT and announce 5 winners shortly after.

(Terms!)

[sinceredir]

I had the pleasure to make a nerdy wooly science pair and Skyfire turned out one cute fat cuddly shuttle.

Jetlings can be commissioned.

[vcco-deactivated20160523]

people are gonna act like they hate neko atsume to be edgy and cool pretty soon and i don’t want to be here for that

[roddyprimes-moved-deactivated20]

me: (reads “im so excited for tfa”) me: (knows that transformers animated ended several years ago and is not coming back) me: (knows tfa is the force awakens) me, still: transformers animated?

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[grayhunt1-deactivated20200528]

i can’t believe the x men franchise is basically a #discourse war between two popular sjw bloggers that got wildly out of hand

[homoidioticus]

Professor “uwu” Xavier and “Down with Cis” Lensherr

[backhandedlovesongs-deactivated]

[eurydice-rising]

OTP recipe

[rannef-ask-deactivated20181211]

@bryborg

[spockandawe]

What has it been, a week and a bit since I fell in love with this series? I am enjoying myself so much.

[okikage]

MTMTE #48 Well Wishes

Ravage: Megatron... sir...

Ravage: Please get up... please. Online your optics...

Starscream: [literally bursts in] MEGATRON HAS FALLEN!

Ravage: What the f--

Starscream: --I, STARSCREAM, NOW LEAD THE LOST LIGHT!!!

[sailorleo]

Truer Fucking Words Have Never Been Spoken

[ayellowbirds]

Okay, but imagine the “Zanier Antics AU” where he’s speaking literally. Cut to the interior, and sparkling Starscream is sitting on the floor, coloring.