blue velvet

Lo Ainsworth; MISTLETOPIA TOUR GUIDE. at 14 they asked me what i wanna be, i said 'baby, 21, so i'd get me a drink'

[alessandra-samford]

A What? 

[oklolita]

Oh... it's just that Bush is gone... Obama's the president now... he's actually in his second term.

[macdaddycameron]

Because my mom felt bad hiring one of those professional shopping bag holders that follow you around the mall, so she took me instead. 

[oklolita]

And you enjoyed yourself?

[alessandra-samford]

The government is so stupid. Like get it together, George Bush!

[oklolita]

Uh... Obama.

[really-ria]

yeah! … ahah no my parents sent me for a few weeks

[oklolita]

Lucky you, when my parents didn't want to be around me, they put me in a cabin.

[macdaddycameron]

Uh, what? No, it was like, the top floor…with all the designer brands.The moms were really getting into Christmas shopping. I had my hand slapped away several times when touching objects. 

[oklolita]

And why did you even go anywhere near there?

[alessandra-samford]

I think it’s unfair that I almost got arrested for “attacking” some bitch who got her hands on my Chanel boots first. People are so sensitive these days. 

[oklolita]

Cops are stupid, once I got arrested for kicking a dude around a bit because he grabbed my ass. Self defense right? No one thought to charge him for sexual harassment.

[really-ria]

hiiiiiiiiia bitches guess who’s back from Paris! MEE!

[oklolita]

Paris, wow! Did you sugar daddy take you?

[macdaddycameron]

So I’m out Christmas shopping with my mom and I apparently there’s this whole part of the mall I didn’t even know existed………It’s dangerous. 

[oklolita]

The leather and lace section?

[hyfr-ty]

Tomorrow?

[oklolita]

Yeah, great. Tomorrow it is.

[mollyjfc]

Try being in skates all day expcept a few hours.

[oklolita]

I wouldn't survive, I only go near that rink when I want to film people falling over.

[lorienlifestyle-blog]

[mollyjfc]

Sometimes I really wish this damn park would be closed for just one damn day.

[oklolita]

I can't complain, though I guess  do have the easiest job around here.

[hyfr-ty]

It’d be a first too. Alright, sure. 

[oklolita]

Hey, I work more often than you think. I just avoid you. Well, whenever you're free.

[hyfr-ty]

I do like the zoo. You know, I haven’t actually fully experienced most of the theme park. I’ve just been working and then going back to my room. 

[oklolita]

Well I could give you a tour? And technically I'd still be doing my job.

[hyfr-ty]

Sure. I mean, we don’t have to play xbox. Unless you’re into that, I dont know. Whatever you wanna do.

[oklolita]

Hey, I can do xbox. What else is there anyway? Unless you like hanging out in the petting zoo.

[hyfr-ty]

Oh, gross. Well, that’s always a good sign right?

[oklolita]

Shut up. We could still hang out though? Play some... xbox or whatever.

[hyfr-ty]

Gross. What does she have to do with anything? It doesn’t have to be in your room?

[oklolita]

Isaac, I'm on my period.